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10 ways you can train a man just like a dog; Down boys: New 
book tells girls how to control partners. 
WOMEN can tame troublesome partners by treating their men like 
dogs, says the author of a new book. 
American Karen Salmansohn makes the controversial claim in How To 
Make Your Man Behave In 21 Days Or Less Using The Secrets Of 
Professional Dog Trainers. 
Her techniques include withholding affection from a man when he 
misbehaves - just 
http://dogplanet.org/find-dog-training-in-maywood-nj-dog-obedience-school-in-new-jersey/ like 
resisting those puppy dog eyes. 
And rewarding a man when he's good - but always keeping him on 
a firm leash. 
Karen, a 30-something former advertising executive, says she 
discovered her man-training skills by accident while trying out 
dog-training techniques on her cats. 
She explained: "I lived in a building which didn't allow 
dogs so I got two cats and figured the next best thing was to train them 
to be like dogs - to do tricks, sit up and beg, stuff like that. 
"Sadly, my efforts had no effect on the animals. However, I
noticed a marked change in my boyfriend's behaviour." 
New Yorker Karen gave up on her cats and switched to training her 
boyfriend without his know ledge. "It really worked," she 
claims. "I was amazed." 
Although Karen is no longer with that man - "I had him put 
down," she jokes - she has used the same methods in her other 
relationships and is now engaged to the man of her dreams. 
"He thinks the book's hilarious," she says, 
"but that's probably because I have him trained to laugh on 
command. 
"But, all joking aside, taking the time to train a dog really 
shows that you care - and I believe the same goes for men. 
"And the rewards with a well-trained man are far greater than 
with a dog." 
Basic rules of man-training, according to Karen, go something like 
this: 
1. To keep him on his best behaviour, fill his bowl halfway so 
he's always yearning for more. 
2. If he is running away do not give chase. Do something to catch
his attention - maybe flaunt a colourful plaything. He'll soon come 
trotting back. 
3. Until trust is built, keep him on a leash. If that trust is in 
question, advance to a choke collar. 
4. Gentle strokes and playful petting will keep him on his best 
behaviour. 
5. Always say "No" clearly, so there's no mistaking 
that you mean it. 
6. Punish directly after misbehaviour by immediately rubbing his 
nose in the mess he's made. 
7. Never be nice to a man in the hope of winning him over. Refuse 
to play with 
http://dogplanet.org/find-dog-training-in-spanish-fort-al-dog-obedience-school-in-alabama/ him if he's 
disobedient, resisting the lure of his 
puppy dog eyes. 
8. If he's panting after things he can't have, teach him 
that forbidden temptation equals intense emotional pain. 
9. Don't make a habit of yelling or in time he will never 
listen.
10. Find out his favourite treats then promise him one if he does 
as he is told. 
Of course, the older the man, the harder he is to train, but 
Karen's book promises results within 21 days. 
Madonna is said to be among the fans of this book - which is 
perhaps why Guy Ritchie is often seen trotting along behind her wherever 
she goes. To see how easily the book's advice could be put into 
practice, the Sunday Mail caught up with Jon Eriksen, 29, and his 
girlfriend Kirsty Mullen, 20, pictured above 
She bravely put the techniques to the test to find out whether the 
author is barking up the wrong tree. 
The couple, from Abronhill, Cumbernauld, have been an item for two 
years. 
Jon said: "I'm really into the stroking idea, but not so 
keen on the punishment." 
Care assistant Kirsty said: "Jon is very loyal. The book 
recommends you keep your man on a tight lead, but I don't think 
that would work for us." 
So confident is she of Jon's loyalty, she's happy for him
to hit the Highlands with a group of mates this weekend. 
But loyalty isn't the only striking similarity that Jon has 
with man's best friend. The full-of-fun estate worker claims he 
follows Kirsty all around the house. 
"Maybe he is simply marking out his territory," says 
Kirsty. 
KAREN'S FIVE BREEDS OF MAN-DOG 
ASIDE from her advice for attached women who are already in 
relationships and want to improve them by training their men, Karen 
offers tips to single girls on selecting a suitable 'breed' of 
man in the first place, and evaluates their behavioural characteristics. 
She lists them in five main categories. 
The Terrier
Aggressive, but a loyal companion. Consider how much time and 
energy you are willing to put into a relationship. 
Male equivalent: Bobby Carlyle. 
The Sporting Dog 
Needs a lot of daily exercise and attention. Unhappy if kept 
indoors. Easily bored. Likes playing games with you. 
Male equivalent: David Beckham. 
The Hound Dog 
A hunter by nature, instinctively driven to chase. Has great 
stamina. Tends to be noisy and playful. 
Male equivalent: Rod Stewart 
The Working Dog 
Strong, territorial and protective over whoever takes him home. 
Tends to be quiet, independent and anti-social. 
Male equivalent: Harrison Ford.
The Toy Dog 
Bred mainly for show. As loving with others as with you. Often 
inspires strangers to pet him. 
Male equivalent: Hugh Grant. 
COPYRIGHT 2000 Scottish Daily Record & Sunday 
No portion of this article can be reproduced without the express written permission from the 
copyright holder. 
Copyright 2000 Gale, Cengage Learning. All rights reserved. 
http://www.dogster.com/

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10 ways you can train a man just like a dog; Down boys: New book tells girls how to control partners.

  • 1. 10 ways you can train a man just like a dog; Down boys: New book tells girls how to control partners. WOMEN can tame troublesome partners by treating their men like dogs, says the author of a new book. American Karen Salmansohn makes the controversial claim in How To Make Your Man Behave In 21 Days Or Less Using The Secrets Of Professional Dog Trainers. Her techniques include withholding affection from a man when he misbehaves - just http://dogplanet.org/find-dog-training-in-maywood-nj-dog-obedience-school-in-new-jersey/ like resisting those puppy dog eyes. And rewarding a man when he's good - but always keeping him on a firm leash. Karen, a 30-something former advertising executive, says she discovered her man-training skills by accident while trying out dog-training techniques on her cats. She explained: "I lived in a building which didn't allow dogs so I got two cats and figured the next best thing was to train them to be like dogs - to do tricks, sit up and beg, stuff like that. "Sadly, my efforts had no effect on the animals. However, I
  • 2. noticed a marked change in my boyfriend's behaviour." New Yorker Karen gave up on her cats and switched to training her boyfriend without his know ledge. "It really worked," she claims. "I was amazed." Although Karen is no longer with that man - "I had him put down," she jokes - she has used the same methods in her other relationships and is now engaged to the man of her dreams. "He thinks the book's hilarious," she says, "but that's probably because I have him trained to laugh on command. "But, all joking aside, taking the time to train a dog really shows that you care - and I believe the same goes for men. "And the rewards with a well-trained man are far greater than with a dog." Basic rules of man-training, according to Karen, go something like this: 1. To keep him on his best behaviour, fill his bowl halfway so he's always yearning for more. 2. If he is running away do not give chase. Do something to catch
  • 3. his attention - maybe flaunt a colourful plaything. He'll soon come trotting back. 3. Until trust is built, keep him on a leash. If that trust is in question, advance to a choke collar. 4. Gentle strokes and playful petting will keep him on his best behaviour. 5. Always say "No" clearly, so there's no mistaking that you mean it. 6. Punish directly after misbehaviour by immediately rubbing his nose in the mess he's made. 7. Never be nice to a man in the hope of winning him over. Refuse to play with http://dogplanet.org/find-dog-training-in-spanish-fort-al-dog-obedience-school-in-alabama/ him if he's disobedient, resisting the lure of his puppy dog eyes. 8. If he's panting after things he can't have, teach him that forbidden temptation equals intense emotional pain. 9. Don't make a habit of yelling or in time he will never listen.
  • 4. 10. Find out his favourite treats then promise him one if he does as he is told. Of course, the older the man, the harder he is to train, but Karen's book promises results within 21 days. Madonna is said to be among the fans of this book - which is perhaps why Guy Ritchie is often seen trotting along behind her wherever she goes. To see how easily the book's advice could be put into practice, the Sunday Mail caught up with Jon Eriksen, 29, and his girlfriend Kirsty Mullen, 20, pictured above She bravely put the techniques to the test to find out whether the author is barking up the wrong tree. The couple, from Abronhill, Cumbernauld, have been an item for two years. Jon said: "I'm really into the stroking idea, but not so keen on the punishment." Care assistant Kirsty said: "Jon is very loyal. The book recommends you keep your man on a tight lead, but I don't think that would work for us." So confident is she of Jon's loyalty, she's happy for him
  • 5. to hit the Highlands with a group of mates this weekend. But loyalty isn't the only striking similarity that Jon has with man's best friend. The full-of-fun estate worker claims he follows Kirsty all around the house. "Maybe he is simply marking out his territory," says Kirsty. KAREN'S FIVE BREEDS OF MAN-DOG ASIDE from her advice for attached women who are already in relationships and want to improve them by training their men, Karen offers tips to single girls on selecting a suitable 'breed' of man in the first place, and evaluates their behavioural characteristics. She lists them in five main categories. The Terrier
  • 6. Aggressive, but a loyal companion. Consider how much time and energy you are willing to put into a relationship. Male equivalent: Bobby Carlyle. The Sporting Dog Needs a lot of daily exercise and attention. Unhappy if kept indoors. Easily bored. Likes playing games with you. Male equivalent: David Beckham. The Hound Dog A hunter by nature, instinctively driven to chase. Has great stamina. Tends to be noisy and playful. Male equivalent: Rod Stewart The Working Dog Strong, territorial and protective over whoever takes him home. Tends to be quiet, independent and anti-social. Male equivalent: Harrison Ford.
  • 7. The Toy Dog Bred mainly for show. As loving with others as with you. Often inspires strangers to pet him. Male equivalent: Hugh Grant. COPYRIGHT 2000 Scottish Daily Record & Sunday No portion of this article can be reproduced without the express written permission from the copyright holder. Copyright 2000 Gale, Cengage Learning. All rights reserved. http://www.dogster.com/