Enhancing and Restoring Safety & Quality Cultures - Dave Litwiller - May 2024...
Script
1. The Lost Island
1.SHIP WRECK
SOUND: THUNDER RUMBLES. LIGHTING BOLTS CRACK.WAVES
HITTING BOAT.SCREAMS FROM PASSENGERS.
GARY:
Hide in here, it looks safe!
SOUND: WAVES CRASHING ON BEACH. BIRD NOISES.
Gary swims to shore from a shipwreck. Samir meets him
at the shore. Samir shows him around the island
introducing him to all the animals.
SAMIR:
Oi, Hello?! Who are you?
GARY:
HELP!
SAMIR:
Okay mate
GARY:
Where is this?
SAMIR:
2. Dis da bay of Bengal. Ma home for decades.
GARY:
Naiiice, I like. I think I saw it once on
Natinal Geographic.
SAMIR:
Ohh, Le’me show ya round.
GARY:
Okay then.
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS IN SAND. BIRDS.ANIMAL NOISES.
Samir starts off by introducing Fat baz, who’s a
Llama.
SAMIR:
Gaz, dis is Fat Baz. ‘E is da body guard of de
island.
GARY:
Alright buddy.
3. FAT BAZ:
Don’t call me buddy. My name’s Baz, Fat Baz. I
know I may not possess a weapon, but my legs produce
an almighty kick, don’t they Nige?
SOUND: SNORING.
Naughty Nigel, whos asleep gets woken up ny a
question.
NAUGHTY NIGEL:
Sorry what?
FAT BAZ:
Don’t worry you dopy old sod.
SAMIR:
Next we ‘ave Naughty Nigel. ‘e is da otha guard.
Deese two will protect you.
GARY:
Guessing you’re a lazy one eh?
NAUGHTY NIGEL:
Shut it you, I have spikes. Many spikes.
SAMIR:
Calm it Nige, ‘ight ‘ere we got da chef,
Gussburnz. Gussburnz, dis is Gaz.
4. GUSSBURNS:
Alright mate how ya doing?
GARY:
Not bad, yourself?
GUSSBURNS:
Don’t worry about me you nosey little crap. I
cook all sorts of stuff from snail to grass burgers.
GARY:
Lovely..
SAMIR:
‘ere is Magical Mike. ‘e will cheer you up
when you down, Quality guy aintya Mike?
MAGIC MIKE:
I’m alright I suppose.
GARY:
Ite mate
MAGIC MIKE:
Yeah, you?
5. GARY:
Yeah. Arghhhhh what was that you little
rapscallion?!
SAMIR:
Dat is Lazza, he cant talk yet as ‘e is da young one
‘round ‘ere.
GARY:
He may not talk but he has a sharp old pinch!
LAZZA:
GRRRRRR.
SAMIR:
Gaz watch out, dat is Brian, ‘e da annoying cheeky
buggaa.
BRIAN:
Up yours.
6. Half the population of the island plan an escape off
the island without alerting the other half resulting
in an argument and fight.
GARY:
Samir, what’s that fire in the background?
SAMIR:
Dat is usually where Callie hangs out, lets go check
it out
GARY:
Deal.
Callie &Stewy have arranged Shaun the fish and Wally
the whale to pick them up and take them to safety.
CALLIE:
C’mon stewy, we need to get a move on before
anyone spots us.
STEWY:
Oh oh, whos that?!
CALLIE:
That’s that big dark guy and the new white
boy, run.
7. SAMIR:
I dink dat is da lilmeerkat and his mate
GARY:
Quick, lets catch them!
STEWY:
Right let’s just jump on Wally!
CALLIE:
Okay lets go!
Callie and Stewy jump on Wally the whale to escape.
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