This document appears to be a fictional profile of a student named Karwa who is ambitious, hard-working, and passionate about business and success. Some key points: - Karwa is involved in multiple clubs and excels academically while managing a busy schedule. - He aspires to work at successful companies like TATA and believes their products like the Nano car are exemplary. - Karwa is determined to learn and get internship opportunities, getting placed early through hard work. - He sees overseas exchanges as a way to experience different cultures and is confident in his abilities.

1. Real
 Every
Karwa
child’s first words would be
mama or papa or maaa.. But this
child’s first words are ………….

2. TATA…..
NANO…
After Tatas, Birlas,
Ambanis,
Here Comes
Karwas…

3. 

Visionary Karwa
Geeky

Rangoli

Biker Karwa

4. • Clubs that applied to him – FII, Culcom, Vikasana &
Tejas
• He Chose – FII, Vikasana and Tejas
•Multi-linguist : English, Hindi, Nepali, sdfaoosd, &$&^%$@
Poster
bana
diya?
T-shirt
design
hogaya
?
Logo
cheyi
ra rey
Logo
bana
bey
jaldi
Painting
kab
karega?

5. His Way of Doing RG 1
Before Summer Placements:
Mein toh kaise
bhi Day 2 place
hona wala hoon
After Summer Placements:
Got Placed on
Day Zero in
Landmark

6. His Way of Doing RG 2
Before Exam :
After Exam :
Finance
Subject:
GPA 3.5/4
Finance padado
yaar, kuch nahi
aata, Fail ho jaawunga

7. IN Class 1:
Professor to Students: Can
anyone of you, give an
example of most successful
Car??
Sir, TATA NANO
Everyone’s
look in the
class

8. IN Class 2:
Professor to Students: Can
anyone of you, tell why Coke
and Pepsi are Successfull ??
Sir, Because
TATAs didn’t
enter the cola
market
Professor to Students:
Can anyone of
you, %&$$(&(&^#())&
&??
Sir, When I worked in
TATA, &(%*^…..,
JAI NaNO

9. His Way to check compatibility
with girls

Does Projects, Competition case
studies with all beautiful girls

10. His future Check
list
When will
my chance
come???

11. No Comments
Section

12. His Reason for Going
Exchange
There are 3 places in the world where prostitution is
legal
-Thailand (for low budget
people)
- Amsterdam (mid-segment)
- Las Vegas(Premium
segment)

13. Karwa – The Man who won over
sleep
Difference b/w
kumbhkaran & Karwa?
Kumbhkaran can continuously sleep for
six months &
Karwa can stay awake for six months…
Karwa’s mobile does not have a voice recorder?Guess y?
Bcoz his neurons r so strong dat he directly records lectures in his
brain…
A normal human being can use only 7% of
his brains…scientists are still figuring out
about the components about karwa’s brain
whose efficiency is 100% managing 3 clubs
and simultaneously excelling in studies..think
beyond imaginations…

14. Aamir khan’s
Reaction: that, run after
AAmir khan says
knowledge, success will follow you.
But karwa says that, run after supply
chain and success will follow you..

15. Will you salsa
with me ??!!!
Do you think
nano is the best
car ?
No, I don’t
think so…
Then to salsa
muskil hai …
Rahiman dhaga
prem ka mat todo
chatkaay
tode se fir naa
jude jude gaanth
pad jaay.
Karwa dhaaga
passion ka maat
thodo chatkay,
Tute to phir nah
jude jude globe
ban jaye…

16.  Exchange Bid Round1
After Elections !!! 

17. Dare
I,
‘Double
Dare’,
you to hoosh
me tonight at
A-base