The document appears to be lyrics describing a group of high school cheerleaders who consider themselves popular and attractive. They boast about their looks and popularity with boys, though some people see them as obnoxious. They lead cheers and claim to work hard, despite what others may think of them. At the end, one cheerleader named Torence is chosen as the new captain of the squad.

1. I'm sexy, I'm cute! I'm popular to boot! I'm bitchin'. Great hair!
The boys all love to stare! I'm wanted, I'm hott!
I'm everything you're not!
I'm pretty, I'm cool!
I dominate this school!
Who am I? Just guess!
Guys wanna touch my chest!
I'm rockin'. I smile!
And many think I'm vile.
I'm flying, I jump!
You can look but don't you hump! Whoo!
I'm major, I roar!
I swear I'm not a whore!
We cheer and we lead!
We act like we're on speed!
Hate us 'cause we're beautiful! Well, we don't like you either!
We are cheerleaders, we are cheerleaders.....ROLL CALL!
Call me Big Red!
I'm W W Witney!
C C C Cortney! rrrr!
Dude it's Darcy!
I'M BIG BAD CARVAR! YEAH!
Just call me Casey! (ooof)
I'm still Big Red.
I sizzle!
I scortch!
And now I pass the torch!
The ballots are in and one girl has to win!
She's Perky!
She's Fun!
And now she's number one!
K Kick it Torence!
T T T Torence!
I'm strong and I'm Loud!
I'm gonna' make you proud!
I'm T T T Torence!
Your captain Torence!