1. There was once a fish, let’s call him Tanner. Tanner was the least fun fish you ever met, he
hated other fish and couldn’t stand going out and having fun with the other fish. He would go out of the
way to ruin everybody’s time. So to combat this all the other fish decided to get Tanner his own bowl so
they wouldn’t have to deal with him anymore and everyone would be happy. The first few months of
the separation went well and everyone was happy. Until one night all the fish decided to throw an
exceptionally large party and fish from all over were going to come, it was going to be quite event.
Tanner grew angry and decided to crash the party. He spent the entire day devising a plan to escape his
bowl and crash the party. At 7 PM he knew he would make his jump. So he waited and finally it was
time. He began to make his approach, he cocked his fins and jumped. Did Tanner make the jump? I
guess we’ll never know. But from what some of the fish said they could hear the water splash from 40
bowls away. Whether the splash was from the water from his bowl or him entering the other bowl is up
for debate but this is the legend of Tanner the fish.
