1. 26 commitments for a man
1 – Thou shall not rent “Ghost” or any other movie with Leonardo DiCaprio.
2 – Under any circumstance two mans can share an umbrella.
3 – Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party can be legally cuted into pieces and he’s
flesh can be throwed to the wolfs.
4 – Unless that it was a first degree relative, you shall help a friend to get out of jail.
5 – You are allowed to exaggerate 50% of the stories without being called liar.
6 – If you know any other man for more than 24 hours, his sister is untouchable – unless you
marry her.
7 – The maximum time that you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. For women, 10
minutes are required, and after 10 minutes for each point. The punctuation is based on how hot
she is (1 to 10 scale).
8 – No man is obliged to buy a gift to other man. In fact, even remembering his birthday is
strictly optional and softly gay.
9 – Accept to distract the ugly/fat friend of your friend’s girl is a legal duty. But your friend is
obliged to spread that you were under the 9th law.
10 - Before going out with a friend’s ex, you must ask for permission. He’s obliged to accept.
11 – Women who say “I love football” must be treated as spys until they have deep knowledge
about football and name by name her entire team’s formation.
12 – If a man have he’s zipper down, it’s not your problem and you haven’t seen anything. If a
girl have her zipper’s opened, you are obliged to tell your friends.
13 – The universal fee for doing a favor to any men is a beer.
14 – A men can’t have a cat under any condition – but you have to treat your girlfriend’s cat
good.
15 – You aren’t obliged to become a friend of your girlfriend’s male friends. Only a comment
about football is required.
16 – When you get into a place where there’s a man watching football, you must ask for the
score – but never who’s playing.
17 – When wife/girlfriend express her wish to introduce a ugly friend to your friend, tell her to
fuck off. Except when you have enough time to tell your friend about so he can prepare a good ‘I
can’t go’ excuse.

2. 18 – Unless you are arrested, thou shall not fight naked.
19 – If your friend is picking a fight or too drunk to fight, thou shall run and help him. (Exception:
if on the last 24 hours his actions brought the thought “he needs a good wooping”. In this case,
you can seat and watch. If he broke more than 5 of this commitments, you can join the ass
wooping).
20 – In a arguing between your fiancé and your friend, never takes a side. Only when the sex is at
stake.
21 – Never talk to other man on the bathroom, unless you are at the same position, both pissing
or waiting. Under any condition, a soft nod and a frog noise (oop) is more than enough.
22 – You are allowed to cry only when:
(a) a dog save his master.
(b) When Angelina Jolie unbutton her blouse.
(c) Crashing you boss’s car.
(d) She start using her teeth.
23 – Complaining about the brand of the beer on your friend’s cooler is strictly forbidden.
However, feel free to complain about its temperature.
24 – On a long trip, the strongest bladder says when the peeing stop is necessary – not the
weakest one.
25 – Only when your like is in risk, you can kick another man in the balls.
26 – Never hesitate on taking the last slice of pizza or can of beer. Taking both, however, is just
mean.