4.
A guy walks into this bar and asks the bartender for a free
drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can
tell me a multi-level meta joke."
So the guy goes "A guy walks into this bar and asks the
bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a
free drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy goes "A
guy walks into this bar and asks the bartender for a free drink.
The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a
good joke." So the guy goes “An Englishman, an Irishman and a
Scotsman walk into this bar. The bartender says “What is this?
Some kind of joke?”
So this bartender gives him a free beer." So this bartender gives
him a free beer." So this bartender gives him a free beer.
5.
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free
drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if
you can tell me an infinitely recursive joke." So the guy
says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for
a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free
drink if you can tell me an infinitely recursive joke." So
the guy says...
6.
In professional League of Legends there is a caster
called Joe "Joe Miller" Miller, most casters choose to use
a nickname in the middle but he choose to just go by his
full name. At some point he stated that he didn't want
to be called Joe "Joe Miller" Miller cause it was
pointless. Then people started making fun of that by
calling him Joe "Don't call me Joe" Joe Miller" Miller"
Miller
7.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one says he would like half a glass. The second
one says he wound like a quarter of a glass -- and so on.
The bartender rolls his eyes while pouring one full
glass of beer and tells them to pass it down.
... and he told them "You guys need to learn your
limits.”
8.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk
into a bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one
look, and says, "What is this - some kind of joke?"
9.
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Leprechaun walk into a bar.
The Leprechaun looks around and says, "Saints
preserve us! Is anyone else in the wrong joke!"
10.
A woman walked into a pub and asked the barman
for a double entendre. So he gave it to her.
14.
These non-limericks rely on the listener's familiarity with the limerick's general
structure:
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks all stopped at line two
(may be followed with)
There was an old maid from Verdun
The joke being that "Verdun" rhymes with one, so it can be inferred that if
there was a second line, it would say "Whose limericks all stopped on line
one."
(and even with an explanation that the narrator knows an unrecitable limerick
about Emperor Nero)
15.
What did one Japanese man say to another?
I don’t know. I don’t speak Japanese.
17.
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field.
18.
A man walks into a bar.
It’s no laughing matter. You see, he’s an alcoholic
and it’s destroying his family.
19.
What's black and blue and red all over?
Due to the infinite nature of the universe, many
items both natural and manufactured could be
described in this manner.
20.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
At this point in the story Dave proceeds to break into tears as
his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point
where she can no longer remember him.
21.
A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly
called and the duck is released in a nearby park.
22.
Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor? Because he
had no arms or legs. Also, he is a potato.
23.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
water skiing?
I dont know, but that sounds like a highly
improbable circumstance.
24.
I’m going to try an anti-joke.
The punch line will go here.
25.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Still a fly. Despite the irony of a fly being unable to
fly, the name will not change.
26.
I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to
me just before he kicked the bucket. He said,
"Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this
bucket?"
27.
What's better than winning a gold medal in the
special Olympics?
Not being retarded
