Abnormal humor

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Abnormal humor

  1. 1. Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got thousands of them. Patient to a Rogerian (Humanistic) therapist: I'm really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothing well. Patient: I feel like killing myself. T: You're thinking of killing yourself. P: Yes, I'm going to do it NOW. T: You want to do it now. P: [Jumps out window.] T: Woosh. Splat. My inferiority complex isn’t as good as yours. How many psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the bulb has to want to change. How many narcissistic personality disordered people does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one to hold the lightbulb, but he has to wait for the whole world to revolve around him. How many borderline personality disordered people does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one to threaten suicide if you don't change it for him or her. How many obsessive-compulsive personality disordered people does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but he has to check it 100 times, one for each watt. How many passive aggressive personality disordered people does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can't believe I broke the last one. I guess you'll have to sit in the dark. How many dependent personality disordered people does to take to change a lightbulb? None, he's still clinging to the old lightbulb. How many histrionic personality disordered people does to take to change a lightbulb? "You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand! I could be electrocuted! I could fall off the ladder and be paralyzed for life! You don't love me anymore!"

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