1. 4 To 1
Script
INT. STREET.DAY
CHELSEA packing a suitcase ready to move into the new house.
NARRTATION
I’m Chelsea. This is me packing, and this is my new pad, looks good right? Well it is. Apart from the
men… well boys I have to live with!!
An establishing shot of the newly built house, arching around it.
INT.BACKROOM.DAY
JACK sat eating crisps getting it all over him
NARRATION
This is Jack. He’s a slob, even though he would try convince me otherwise.
JACK brushes the crisps of himself and finishes on press-up trying to act cool.
JACK
Annnd a thousand sorry didn’t see you there love.
EXT.STREET.DAY
TONY running up the street while looking in a make-up mirror.
NARRATION
Yeahh… right, anyway the actual sporty one here is Tony. He’s sporty, but quite up his own arse.
TONY
Looking good.
Stops while says this in front of the door.
INT.TECHS OFFICE.DAY
MARTIN is sat in the room playing world of warcraft.
NARRATION
To the total opposite we have a total nerd. Martin. He’s addicted to computer games.
MARTIN

2. Come on use your rejuvenation spell
JACK walks into the room while attempting to talk to MARTIN.
BARRY
Dude there’s fit girls outside; I need a wing man quick!
MARTIN
The only way you look better than any of you wing men were if he was pre-pubescent and had a
penis the size of my pinkie finger halved. Now sod off and let me kill this troll.
NARRATION
This is Barry he a complete arsehole, a complete crotch dog. He has habits of doing this:
EXT.STREET.DAY
Straight cut to BARRY slapping some girls arse.
NARRATION
What a twat!! Soo this is my new life.