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“Thằng” Cơ Hội là ai?!
Binh Captain
Cuộc đời tôi là chuỗi ngày…
…Thất bại
Binh Captain
Đang ngủ thì bị gọi phỏng vấn
- Bạn biết gì về công ty chúng tôi?
- Dạ công ty chị đang thiếu người.
Uhmm. Đúng rồi đó.
Tạch
Binh Captain
Đi phỏng vấn thì bị kẹt cmn xe!
“Đúng 9h sáng em nha…9h em nha...nha”
Câu nói vang mãi trong đầu tôi đến 11h trưa….
Uhmm. Đúng rồi đó.
Tạch
Tôi
Bủmm
Binh Captain
Đi phỏng vấn thì gặp “Quái nhân”
- Từ số 1 tới 100, số 9 xuất hiện bao lần em?
- *Xòe tay đếm* Dạ có 10 số 9
Uhmm. Đúng rồi đó.
Tạch
?
?
Binh Captain
“Thằng” Cơ Hội, mày đang trốn ở đâu???
Binh Captain
Lần theo manh mối “nó” để lại…
…Tìm cho ra để xử “nó”!!!
Binh Captain
Chuẩn bị!
- Nộp CV, được gọi phỏng vấn mà chẳng
biết gì cái khỉ gì về công ty.
- Không chuẩn bị…
Tạch là phải
Binh Captain
Đúng giờ!
- Ai biểu lôi thôi, hẹn hò mà không đúng giờ,
không biết nhấc *ass* đi cho sớm. ĐÁNG
Tạch là phải
Binh Captain
Cẩn thận!
*xòe tay đếm* Ủa! Chã phải 10 số 9 hả ta?!..
Thôi…”nó” mà
Tạch là phải
Binh Captain
Ơ! Mày là…
…TAO!!!
Binh Captain
18.000 “thằng” Cơ Hội đang tập trung ở CareerBuilder.vn chờ bạn tìm đó
P/s: Từ số 1 đến số 100. Số 9 xuất hiện 20 lần nhé!

1. Nhìn ra lỗi của người khác lúc nào cũng dễ hơn
2. Cơ hội là chính mình, do mình tạo ra.
3. Ngưng than vãn và nặn ra “thằng” Cơ Hội của mình đi nào!
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"Thằng" Cơ Hội là ai?

  • 1. “Thằng” Cơ Hội là ai?! Binh Captain
  • 2. Cuộc đời tôi là chuỗi ngày… …Thất bại Binh Captain
  • 3. Đang ngủ thì bị gọi phỏng vấn - Bạn biết gì về công ty chúng tôi? - Dạ công ty chị đang thiếu người. Uhmm. Đúng rồi đó. Tạch Binh Captain
  • 4. Đi phỏng vấn thì bị kẹt cmn xe! “Đúng 9h sáng em nha…9h em nha...nha” Câu nói vang mãi trong đầu tôi đến 11h trưa…. Uhmm. Đúng rồi đó. Tạch Tôi Bủmm Binh Captain
  • 5. Đi phỏng vấn thì gặp “Quái nhân” - Từ số 1 tới 100, số 9 xuất hiện bao lần em? - *Xòe tay đếm* Dạ có 10 số 9 Uhmm. Đúng rồi đó. Tạch ? ? Binh Captain
  • 6. “Thằng” Cơ Hội, mày đang trốn ở đâu??? Binh Captain
  • 7. Lần theo manh mối “nó” để lại… …Tìm cho ra để xử “nó”!!! Binh Captain
  • 8. Chuẩn bị! - Nộp CV, được gọi phỏng vấn mà chẳng biết gì cái khỉ gì về công ty. - Không chuẩn bị… Tạch là phải Binh Captain
  • 9. Đúng giờ! - Ai biểu lôi thôi, hẹn hò mà không đúng giờ, không biết nhấc *ass* đi cho sớm. ĐÁNG Tạch là phải Binh Captain
  • 10. Cẩn thận! *xòe tay đếm* Ủa! Chã phải 10 số 9 hả ta?!.. Thôi…”nó” mà Tạch là phải Binh Captain
  • 12. 18.000 “thằng” Cơ Hội đang tập trung ở CareerBuilder.vn chờ bạn tìm đó P/s: Từ số 1 đến số 100. Số 9 xuất hiện 20 lần nhé!  1. Nhìn ra lỗi của người khác lúc nào cũng dễ hơn 2. Cơ hội là chính mình, do mình tạo ra. 3. Ngưng than vãn và nặn ra “thằng” Cơ Hội của mình đi nào! Image Source: Internet 1s Quảng Cáo Binh Captain