Found Footage (2015) PILOT TEASER Written by George Anton www.GeorgeAnton.com

1. INT. DINING ROOM - EVENING
Sitting at a rich looking dinner table, a TALL MAN licks a
drip of fat out of this turkey leg and then sucks the bone
clean.
WOMAN WITHOUT FACE
(voice over)
Justin!
JUSTIN can’t take his eyes off the uncooked, still feathered
head of the turkey found near the Tall Man’s plate. The dead
turkey head seems like is starring at the Tall Man clearing
the meat of the second leg. Maybe the turkey blinked.
WOMAN WITHOUT FACE
(voice over)
Look at me! Justin!
Justin hears a turkey in distress behind him and turns.
There is a MIDGET in the room chasing the scared turkey
around ... and now crawling under the table.
WOMAN WITHOUT FACE
Look at my face when I’m talking to
you Justin!
He does. Her face looks twirling, digitally
distorted/unrecognizable. Justin breaths hard in distress
trying to discern what is going on.
JUSTIN
I can’t see ...your face.
WOMAN WITHOUT FACE
Look at him then! He is teaching
you how to dance!
The tall man is smiling and performing for Justin a dance on
the table with a puppet made out of the turkey head and the
meatless leg bones.
JUSTIN
I don’t want to dance! I just want
to sleep for a while!
WOMAN WITHOUT FACE
You are already sleeping! Open your
eyes!
Justin closes his eyes.

2. 2.
INT. BEDROOM - DAY
The Woman Without Face is naked on top of him. She holds his
palms, covering her nipples. Justin eyes are still closed.
WOMAN WITHOUT FACE
You have to shoot more footage!
JUSTIN
Please.
WOMAN WITHOUT FACE
I said, (distorted monster voice
effect) Turn!, The Camera!, ON!
(back to a histrionic female yell)
NOW!
Justin opens is eyes but squints as is being blinded by a
light...
EXT. 6084 MULHOLLAND HWY - DAY
Justin squinting at the sun, trying to peak behind the hill.
He continues walking alone up the street.
JUSTIN
(voice over)
The present is fucked and the past
I forget. The future is...
VOICE
(voice over)
Don’t tell me about the future. You
don’t know, the future.
JUSTIN
(voice over)
That’s right. I’m amazed at this
point I barely know my fucking
name.
VOICE
(voice over)
Just do what you gotta do Justin.
JUSTIN
(disgusted)
Justin!
VOICE
You don’t like who you are Justin?
(CONTINUED)

3. CONTINUED: 3.
JUSTIN
(voice over)
If I could only see her face. Just
once. Then I can pull her out of my
dreams and bring her here.
VOICE
(voice over)
and then?
Justin rests for a second looking to his left side at the
hill.
JUSTIN
I will find out who I am, because
you are not helping.
INT. DINING ROOM - EVENING
The midget holds something for Justin acting happy as a
child.
THE MIDGET
Make a wish Justin!
The midget shoves in his face the turkey wishbone.
THE MIDGET
Pull it.
Justin grabs one side with his fingers.
THE MIDGET
Pull it!
Macro wish bone, slow motion pulling. We hear the bone
crackling. Justin’s face cringes.
THE MIDGET
Yuppie! You are gonna get so lucky
Justin!
INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT
The Woman without the Face is now in bikini, tied up on the
dinner table. The Tall Man in a scrub holds a plate and a
Turkey Knife. The left overs food are scattered around her
body.
WOMAN WITHOUT FACE
Please, don’t kill me. Please. I
would do anything for you Sir.
(CONTINUED)

4. CONTINUED: 4.
Justin just finishes placing a twirl of whipped cream on her
second nipple and hands the spray can to the Tall Man.
JUSTIN
I know you would honey.
The tall man hands Justin the Knife.
WOMAN WITHOUT FACE
Let me go. Please. Just tell me
what you want!
JUSTIN
Now is the time when we slice you
up.
The woman’s face slowly clears as she looks at some
camcorders around, red lights on, recording....
WOMAN WITHOUT FACE
Wait. Wait a second. What is going
on here?
Justin hesitates for a flip second. Maybe he noticed the
woman’s eyes fading in a bit.
EXT. 6084 MULHOLLAND HWY - DAY
VOICE
(voice over)
All you need is yourself. You don’t
need her.
Justin looking at the Hollywood Sign.
VOICE
You just need, to shoot the
footage!
INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT
WOMAN WITHOUT FACE
I said Stop! Wait! Where is the
script? Aren’t we supposed to bring
the fake blood first?
JUSTIN
No. We only need the detail shots.
WOMAN WITHOUT FACE
Stop!
Woman Without Face starts screaming. The Tall Man covers her
mouth with a bandanna.
(CONTINUED)

5. CONTINUED: 5.
JUSTIN
(maniacally confused)
Now, we have to cut your tits.
Her digitally distorted figure slowly clears to show
CLAIRE. The screen splits in two freeze frames shown
together: 1. Justin holding the knife looking a bit
surprised 2. The Woman With Face, CLAIRE with her mouth
covered, as we create the:
OPENING CREDITS LIKE TRUE BLOOD / HBO STYLE
The SFX main graphic theme held by Opening Credits contains
blood always flowing, movie scripts and camcorders to tie up
the flow of the following shots and imagery: A strange
science fiction looking machine similar to Forever Young
(1992), Exterior Gate Paramount Pictures, Claire Caged, The
Midget Running Wild naked on a beautiful field, Hollywood
Sign, a Wish-Bone shaped silver medallion, The Tall Man
being beaten by Justin, a Turkey, Various Movie Sets showing
a variety of characters being tortured by Justin and the
Tall Man.