3. APT AFRICAN RULES TO SURVIVE & ENJOY 2011 HERE YOU ARE THE EMIGRANT SO DO NOT BEHAVE LIKE U ARE WELLCOME BY THE WAY U DO NOT LOOK COOL -YOU JUST LOOK FOREIGNER Do notwheresockandsandalsis jus uglyandyoulook ….sad 13-10-2011 3
4. APT AFRICAN RULES TO SURVIVE & ENJOY 2011 NEVER LOOSE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR -A WORRIED FACE OR A SAD-ANGRY FACE ANY WHERE MEANS PROBLEMS -SO OFFER A SMILE- PEOPLE WILL FEEL HAPPIER AND YOU WILL BE SAFER TRY NOT TO LOOK JUST IDIOT PLEASE 13-10-2011 4
5. APT AFRICAN RULES TO SURVIVE & ENJOY 2011 TAKE THE TIME TO HAVE A PREVIOUS CONVERSARTION ABOUT RELATIVES EVEN YOU DON´T CARE A SHIT, ANY WHERE IN THE WORLD THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR A HUMAN BEING IS THE ONES THEY LOVE, NO MAN LIKES PEOPLE WHO DO NOT CARE ABOUT OTHERS, SO YOU’RE NOT “THE LONELY RIDER” TAKE THE TIME TO SHOW YOU ARE A HUMAN BEING Don’ttakeittoopersonal, no onesneed to knowyourwholefamilytree 13-10-2011 5
6. APT AFRICAN RULES TO SURVIVE & ENJOY 2011 RESPECT THE FACT OF THEIR WAY OF LIVING, IS NOT EASY FOR ANY ONE, SO OLDER PEOPLE ARE THE PROVE OS WISDOM, AND A FRAGILE MEMBERS OF THE COMMUNITY, SHOW RESPECT AND SOFTNESS, MAKE THEM PART OF YOUR CONVERSATION BYNOT PRETENDING THEY ARE NOT THERE, THEY ARE THE ONES THAT RULES Eventhingsmaylook peculiar, justthinkyouspendmostofyourtimewatching a box thattalks, thatissilly?...ifisnotwhatis … 13-10-2011 6
7. APT AFRICAN RULES TO SURVIVE & ENJOY 2011 IF YOU ARE TIRED OR TOO STRESSFULL, TAKE A REST, GO ON HOLLYDAYS, A STRESSFULL PERSON IS THE PERFECT TARGET FOR PROBLEMS, EVEN A SINGLE LITTLE TROUBLE WILL MAKE U EXPLOTE SO…TAKE A LOOK TO NUMBER ONE SLIDE…. Have a beerwith a frienditwillnotchangetheproblembutitwillchangeyourday 13-10-2011 7
8. APT AFRICAN RULES TO SURVIVE & ENJOY 2011 YES WE ALL KNOW! ANY WHERE IS BETTER, SO WHY ARE U HERE??? Don’tbethewhiseguy, timewillgiveyou a longwideviewofthesituation, just do nottalkbeforeyouhavealltheinfo..eventhen, thingsjustchange, youchange 13-10-2011 8
9. APT AFRICAN RULES TO SURVIVE & ENJOY 2011 13-10-2011 9 BY THE WAY…DID YOU FINALLY HAD THAT BEER??? Ifso, do not drive, rememberroads are not safe and u do notlooklikeoneofus, DRINKING AND DRIVING ONLY CARRY PROBLEMS SO… DON’T BE IDIOT
10. APT AFRICAN RULES TO SURVIVE & ENJOY 2011 HERE IS A LONG DISTANCE RUN, DON’T LOOSE YOUR AIM, IF YOU DO STRESS THEY ARE THE WINNERS, DIFFICULTIES MAKES WELL TRAINED PEOPLE FOR THE PATIENCE GAME, REMEMBER, YOU HAVE NOT THE SKILLS THAT LIFE GIVES FOR DAILY EFFORT, SO DO NOT START A WAR YOU’LL NEVER WIN Onlyfoolsgetinvolvedinlong range battles, bekindbestill, repect comes with moral help, notwith force, no onesrespectthe use of force everyday. 13-10-2011 10
11. APT AFRICAN RULES TO SURVIVE & ENJOY 2011 DON’T TAKE IT TO RELIGION, NEVER MIND HOW OR WHY OR WHERE OR WHEN, GOD ONLY CAUSE TROUBLES WHEN DRIVEN TO CONVERSATION, IN CASE OF NEED SAY YOU ARE BUDIST, BUDA IS TAKEN LIKE A FAT FUNNY GUY, EVERY WHERE BUT HIMALAYAS, NEVER DISCUSS ABOUT GOD, SOME TIMES MAY TAKE YOU TO NO WHERE, OTHERS YOU MAY BE UNDER SUSPECT AND BIG TROUBLES. Ifyou are a fanaticbe a fanaticoffootball, attheendofthedayallpeoplelike a gooddiscussionofsports, pleasedon’tchoose to beanasshole, BE RESPECTFULL, RELIGION IS NEVER A JOKE. 13-10-2011 11
12. APT AFRICAN RULES TO SURVIVE & ENJOY 2011 13-10-2011 12 IF YOU HAVE TO GIVE MONEY DON’T BE SILLY, DON’T SHOW ALL OF IT, DON’T DISCUSS TOO HARD, JUST FOLLOW THE RIDOM AND GET AWAY AS SOON AS YOU CAN, MONEY IS NEED AND NEED IS A BIG PROBLEM IF THERE IS NO ONE ARROUND U…………….. Money troubleswithpolice,,, orlocos are usual, soallwaystry to where some cashspareandbeready to use it. Avoidtroublemakingattitudes, darkparkingspacesandoutofsightstreets.
13. APT AFRICAN RULES TO SURVIVE & ENJOY 2011 WHEN NEGOCIATING, FIND OUT WHO IS THE REAL DECISSION MAKER, BUT NEVER LEAVE ASIDE THE MAN IN THE MIDDLE, THEY ARE THE ONES WHO SOFTEN THE WAY IN. Don’tbefoolish & rememberthebasicrule “ malembemalembe” 13-10-2011 13
14. APT AFRICAN RULES TO SURVIVE & ENJOY 2011 DO NOT DRINK TAP WATER OR YOU WILL DESERVE WHAT YOU’LL GET, REMEMBER EVEN ICE SEEMS CLEAN IS ALSO COMMING FROM TAP MOST OF THE CASES, SO KEEP YOUR GIN&TONIC AWAY FROM ICE FOR THE FIRST 6 MONTHS. Look, spending a nightsittinginthebathroomisnottheclassoftalesyouherefromadventurers, butbeliveitornot , I’veneverfound a singleonewhohasn’tdoneit, andispainfull… 13-10-2011 14
15. APT AFRICAN RULES TO SURVIVE & ENJOY 2011 DO NOT SAKE HANDS ON THE STREET, YES IS BASIC BUT YOU’LL BE COMPELED TO DO IT EVERY SINGLE DAY, REPIT , DO NOT DO IT , YOU’LL FORGET IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES AND YOU’LL TOUCH YOUR EYES, FOOD OR WHAT EVER…REMEMBER THERE ARE NO PUBLIC SERVICES, BARS & RESTAURANTS ARE FOR A FEW, SO MOST OF PEOPLE DON’T CLEAN THEIR HANDS duringtheday… DON’T RISK YOUR HEALTH JUST PUT YOUR FINGER UP, THAT MEANS ALL IS OK, SINCE THE ROMANS CONQUERED THE WORLD…. Washyourhandsoften, andallwayswheneating. 13-10-2011 15
16. APT AFRICAN RULES TO SURVIVE & ENJOY 2011 WHEN USING PUBLIC TRANSPORT IS A NEED, BE PATIENCE PEOPLE HERE DO NOT MIND TO BE CLOSE TO U OR STEPPING IN YOUR FEET OR PUSHING YOU A LITTLE TO GET A SEAT…DO NOT MAKE A DRAMA OF IT! SPACE IS SMALL IN TRANSPORTS AND IS RELATED TO DAILY LIFE, TAKE IT EASY BE CALM AND TRY NOT TO CRY FOR YOUR MAMA… issadinanadult, isn’tit??? 13-10-2011 16
17. APT AFRICAN RULES TO SURVIVE & ENJOY 2011 WELL MY SON NOW YOU’RE READY TO ROCK…REMEMBER THE MOST IMPORTANT TIPS: 1- Smile, ischeap, ishealthy, ishuman. 2-Have a beer, ortwo, relax, do notover stress. 4- Do not use flip-flopswithshocks, itsukcs 5-No tapwater, repit no tap ice. 6-Use condoms, isusefull, is safe, isclean, IT WILL SAFE YOUR LIFE. 7-Be patient, becool, butaboutall, beintelligent, humanbrainismeant to bethetool…use it. Thisis no more than a advicebasedinmypersonalpointofview, ifyoudesagreeis ok, andifyouagreeis ok too, butplease, ifyoudon’tlikeitdon’tpassit, or do itis as a revenge… 13-10-2011 17
18. 13-10-2011 APT AFRICAN RULES TO SURVIVE & ENJOY 2011 18 Sorry I nearlyforgot to tellYOU ALL! veryimportant!!!!! in some countriesflip-flopsandsocks are pusnishedwiththe capital painso …hehehe
