The Flamingo Army marches on...

2. New title page? Yes. As the March of the Flamingoes grows, there will be less and less
room on the picture for everything so I made this new one as an alternative to that. I
can’t forget to show Laundry Bear in the pictures so I’m happy those gnomes don’t
“die” like the regular ones do. I even named it Laundry Bear so I always know which
one it is. Laundry Bear is their guardian gnome after all. Anyway, powering through
the generation is not something I usually do but I’m trying not to get bogged down
with plot bunnies, although let’s be real here, it WILL happen because it always does. I
need to get an heir poll ready for the kidlets and which supernatural the heir is going to
become as well so Chance has some prep work to do before that happens. Meaning I’m
taking his LTH points…he’ll never miss them. And now, on with the show.

3. Brianna the glitch baby, Chance was picking her up then decided halfway through the action he
just HAD to get the laundry out so he tried to put her back in the crib, she jump glitched out of it.
Tried again to put her back, jumped out again. I replaced the crib, still happened, I reset Brianna,
still happens so now it’s her turn to grow up and it doesn’t matter anymore. I built a second floor
on the house with three additional bedrooms and another bathroom for the kidlets.

4. Brianna has Lilah’s hair, Chance’s skin tone and Lilah’s eye colour, and is wearing
future toddler clothes. I guess when your parent comes back from the future to live in
the present, you get future stuff, including holo phones. Yeah, spoilers, all the kids
have holo phones. Makeover time.

5. That’s better, she looks cuter now. And now that she’s all prettied up, it’s skill training
time. Chance is still a crook so he works while Lilah is self employed as a painter because
that’s what she wanted. So far no Perfect Plants for her garden though. I have collected a
lot of seeds for her garden so when we move, and we will have to move, I’ll set that up at
the new place.

6. Lilah wanted to do all the training so I let her have at it. I won’t take pictures of
everything, I find it tedious so no pics of talking or potty training. Chance is working
on promotions so he’s busy most of the time.

7. Chance does take time off to work on his Laser Rhythmicon stuff. He wants to be an Illustrious Entertainer and
get that legacy statue, although I find this one hard to do so he probably won’t get it. He’ll have to find those 20k
LTH points elsewhere now.
Chance: Bruh, that’s harsh I want to be a celebrity criminal entertainer, you know like that bank robber
dude, John Dillinger?
Umm, yeah you know he wasn’t a celebrity for that reason…and all it got him was a bullet in the back
from FBI for it.
I watched Public Enemies on Netflix recently. Was awesome, I’ve never seen it before. Johnny Depp is amazing as
Dillinger.

8. Mr. Lucky strikes again, meaning he raided the future for winning lottery numbers again. This time
he won $150 000, VERY nice to build a good house with.
Chance: Betcha John Dillinger couldn’t do THAT bruh.
*rolls want to join the Thief branch of Criminal*
Yeah, seems he’s got a new hero.

9. Chance: I’m doing it the honourable way.
Sure, honourably but ethically grey, meh. He wants it, he can have it.
Chance: So when are we moving bruh?
Not yet. Wait a year. I want to enjoy the prettiness of Isla Paradiso for a bit longer still.

10. Hinni: Yeah, fight the system Chance my man! Rebels 4 Lyfe!
Chance: Thanks random dudette, my wife’s in there so I’mma gonna go.
Celebrity is right, he’s living his dream.

11. Lilah: I feel shiny all over.
Yep, a basket and 5000 points means that Lilah got what she wanted, a son and
another daughter. And this only counts as two pregnancies, meaning they need to
have one more.

12. Chance: I have a son, finally. I got the same 5000 shiny feels too.
Brianna: *pinches his neck*
Chance: OWW! Come on little dudette, you know you’re my best girl.

13. No baby pics of the twins but there are toddler shots coming up. So in the meantime,
have a Flamingo Army shot. Laundry Bear looks happy. He now has a friend gnome
too, his friend just isn’t around right now. Lilah’s silver ingot was a gnome.

14. This is Ophelia Buckner, Chance’s second daughter. She is Brave and a Light
Sleeper. Her faves include Stir Fry, Classical music, and the colour Yellow. She got
Chance’s hair and skin colour and his eyes which I forgot that I made blue.

15. And Ophelia’s twin, Orlando. Orlando Loves the Heat and is E.V.I.L. (yay >_<) His faves
include Spaghetti, Disco (OMG perfect kid Disco Inferno anyone), and the colour Red.
Random trait generation gave me Evil so I’m pretty thrilled to see that he’ll be hated by his
parents for being Evil as they are both Good. Poor kid, see what I mean? Plot bunnies worm their
way in no matter what I try. Now I have to change what supernatural I was going to add to the
poll for this, wasn’t planning on adding vampire to it…but damn you plot bunnies!

16. Now that there are two more kids in the house, it was time for the oldest to get
slightly more independent. Brianna is growing up, what will she get for trait number
three? Let’s go see.

17. And after a makeover, trait number three is: Frugal. Did not see that one coming. Her
daddy is a thief and she wants to save money while he steals it. Hmm…

18. Yeah totally appropriate place to put a convict, right next to you in the front seat there
undercover cop dude.
UCD: Aren’t you Chance Buckner, the famous thief?
Chance: Yeah bruh, but I’m not quite a thief yet. I’m still the wheelman.

19. Chance: And this wheelman’s got bank bruh! Running recon on the future is tubular!
Oh yes, lottery win number three. The future opportunity was to change your family size or net
worth in the present, he took more lottery numbers and this time won THREE MILLION! Now
we’re set for the rest of the challenge. We’re done with kids by this point so net worth it is.

20. Chance: Can’t wait to move!
Well wait out the winter THEN you can move, it’s only fall right now. Speaking of
family size, let’s see what that means.

21. Lilah is once again being a good mother hen and wanting to monopolize the twins’
skilling. She will not let them be, she keeps picking them up and bringing them
downstairs. I put them back upstairs, she brings them down again…fine have it your
way. And she is carrying the last kid of generation two right now.

22. I didn’t forget about my founder’s LTW though, this is Calico the first of three needed pets for the
unicorn. Calico is Lazy and a Hunter so he’ll be finding good stuff when he’s an adult kitty. The house
is getting full and the lot is still small. I have no room for a unicorn right now and I like to build stables
for them and give them a course to learning racing and jumping skills on. This lot is too small for that
right now and I am not leaving Isla Paradiso until I see what colour unicorn spawns here. That’s why
even though we have three million in the bank, we aren’t leaving. And I want Edmund Dregg to be with
one of my girls, you know the drowned ghost family here?

23. Chance does have the Animal Expert perk so we got this Elder Abyssinian kitty as
number two of three. I cheated points for the Young Again pet potion, I can’t STAND
to see kitties or puppers die in the game so now Sage here has 42 days until elder hood
again and I’m happy. Sage is a Lazy and Quiet kitty so he’ll get along well with
Calico. I renamed him from the game generated name of Twink, I did not like that.

24. Brianna is playing with her evil little brother, she doesn’t have the Good trait so she
won’t be hating on him for it like his parents would be. He also got Chance’s hair but his
mother’s skin tone and eyes.

25. And at last, we see the final kid of generation two, another girl Orchid Buckner. She
is Excitable and Friendly, her faves include Fish and Chips like her mom, Pop
music, and the colour Orange.

26. And I’ll leave you with this, the current picture of the Flamingo Army. We now have
18 of them. Laundry Bear is admiring his army and waiting for the new move. The
zombie deterrents work, the Flamingo Army keeps the house safe. It also annoys the
Uni Llama too…but that’s for next time. Until then the March of the Flamingoes
continues.