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I stvori Bog ...
• ... prekri Bog zemlju brokolijem,
  karfiolom, spanaćem, zelenim, žutim i
  crvenim povrćem, da bi muškarac i
  žena živeli dugo i zdravo.
• A đavo stvori Bahlsen, Frikom i
  Mowenpick i zapita:
• „Još malo vrućih višanja na sladoled“?
• I čovek odgovori: „Super!“, a žena
  dodade:
• „Meni, ako može, još malo vafela sa
  šlagom“.
• I tako dobiše svaki po 5 kila !
• ... Bog stvori jogurt, da bi žena
  održala liniju koju je muškarac
  tako voleo.
• A đavo od žita napravi belo
  brašno, a od repe šećer i izmeša
  ih.
• I žena zameni konfekcijski broj
  38 sa 46 !
• ... reče Bog: „Probajte moju svežu
  salatu iz vrta“.
• A đavo je odmah preli dresingom
  sa pavlakom.
• I muškarac i žena nakon uživanja
  otpustiše svoje kaiševe za po još
  jednu rupu.
• ... Bog im savetovaše: „Stvorio sam
  vam sveže povrće i maslinovo ulje,
  da u njima uživate“!
• A đavo odmah doda Brie i
  Camembert, i štapiće od jastoga u
  sosu od maslaca, za koje im je bio
  potreban još jedan tanjir !
• A vrednost njihovog holesterola ode
  nebu pod oblake.
• ... na to stvori Bog patike, da bi
  njegova deca izgubila koji kilogram.
• A đavo izmisli kablovsku televiziju sa
  daljinskim upravljačem, da se čovek
  ne bi zamarao dizanjem iz fotelje radi
  menjanja programa.
• I tako su muškarac i žena plakali i
  smejali se ispred svetlećeg ekrana,
  obučeni u udobne trenerke za
  jogging.
• ... Bog stvori krompir, bez masti, a
  pun kalijuma i drugih vrednih
  sastojaka.
• A đavo ukloni zdravu koru, i izreže
  krompir u čips, koga isprži u trans-
  mastima i obilno zaspe solju.
• I čovek dobi još poneki kilogram.
• ... tada stvori Bog zdravo, sveže
  meso, da bi ljudi unosili manje
  kalorija, a bili zdravi i jaki.
• A đavo ga pretvori u McDonalds i
  Cheeseburgere po 160 dinara.
• Tada upita đavo: „Malo pomfrita“?
• “Naravno..., s majonezom i malo
  kečapa. Veliku porciju, ako može !”
• Reče đavo: „To je prava stvar“!
• Nakon toga čovek dožive infarkt.
• Bog, jecajući od tuge, izmisli
  četverostruki bypass.
• Đavo se zamisli.
• Mislio je, mislio i izmislio ........ :

       SISTEM ZDRAVSTVENOG
              OSIGURANJA
         - i bi kraj svemu..!!!

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  • 2. • ... prekri Bog zemlju brokolijem, karfiolom, spanaćem, zelenim, žutim i crvenim povrćem, da bi muškarac i žena živeli dugo i zdravo. • A đavo stvori Bahlsen, Frikom i Mowenpick i zapita: • „Još malo vrućih višanja na sladoled“? • I čovek odgovori: „Super!“, a žena dodade: • „Meni, ako može, još malo vafela sa šlagom“. • I tako dobiše svaki po 5 kila !
  • 3. • ... Bog stvori jogurt, da bi žena održala liniju koju je muškarac tako voleo. • A đavo od žita napravi belo brašno, a od repe šećer i izmeša ih. • I žena zameni konfekcijski broj 38 sa 46 !
  • 4. • ... reče Bog: „Probajte moju svežu salatu iz vrta“. • A đavo je odmah preli dresingom sa pavlakom. • I muškarac i žena nakon uživanja otpustiše svoje kaiševe za po još jednu rupu.
  • 5. • ... Bog im savetovaše: „Stvorio sam vam sveže povrće i maslinovo ulje, da u njima uživate“! • A đavo odmah doda Brie i Camembert, i štapiće od jastoga u sosu od maslaca, za koje im je bio potreban još jedan tanjir ! • A vrednost njihovog holesterola ode nebu pod oblake.
  • 6. • ... na to stvori Bog patike, da bi njegova deca izgubila koji kilogram. • A đavo izmisli kablovsku televiziju sa daljinskim upravljačem, da se čovek ne bi zamarao dizanjem iz fotelje radi menjanja programa. • I tako su muškarac i žena plakali i smejali se ispred svetlećeg ekrana, obučeni u udobne trenerke za jogging.
  • 7. • ... Bog stvori krompir, bez masti, a pun kalijuma i drugih vrednih sastojaka. • A đavo ukloni zdravu koru, i izreže krompir u čips, koga isprži u trans- mastima i obilno zaspe solju. • I čovek dobi još poneki kilogram.
  • 8. • ... tada stvori Bog zdravo, sveže meso, da bi ljudi unosili manje kalorija, a bili zdravi i jaki. • A đavo ga pretvori u McDonalds i Cheeseburgere po 160 dinara. • Tada upita đavo: „Malo pomfrita“? • “Naravno..., s majonezom i malo kečapa. Veliku porciju, ako može !” • Reče đavo: „To je prava stvar“!
  • 9. • Nakon toga čovek dožive infarkt. • Bog, jecajući od tuge, izmisli četverostruki bypass. • Đavo se zamisli. • Mislio je, mislio i izmislio ........ : SISTEM ZDRAVSTVENOG OSIGURANJA - i bi kraj svemu..!!!