for becky and caitlin my bruthas

1. A powerpoint about alan
cumming
By a loyal cumpster/alan stan

2. Alan is p cool
• He has photography available to buy its v sexy art I want
one above my bed of him in the shower (we all want on
lbh)
• His name is constantly used as a pun
• Cumming all over
• My fav fragrance
• It’s a legit thing I kid u not
• he’s been in a ton of movies idk but he’s really cool
• ‘’’shhh don’t tell his momma’’’
• He’s an elf???/?? Idk he’s really majestic he should be best friends
w hogan fulton bfflsl omg

3. fun fact
• U probz didn’t do this but alan ucmming stars
in alan cumming macbeth playing………………
ALAN CUMMING
jk he plays every1 but he may as well just rename the show w his
name bc its basically a show all about him lbh all the awards he is the
cumming attraction
but he’s probz gonna be v close w the teddy bear and the nurse for the tony award bc u know the competiton can get p
tough and the teddy bear was outstanding it stagedoored for alan it signed my shirt

4. theres heaps more about him but honestly like
who cares rn let’s just look at pics of him like his
website asks us to kk

5. reALLY ENJOYS KKILtS
U LOOK like elder price mmm
man up hasa diga dnt touch me
sassy hand on hip ur my idol
snaps
Wedgie oops

6. nevr wears shirts
He plays violin now ahh such a
talent
Soo mmm majestic
IM P SURE UR A FUCKING
UNICORN
raRA RAAHA OH LA OH LALAL
GAGA GAGGA

7. ithink he has a small role in macbeth
idk
Tysm for making this becky
shoutout holla holla
See 0 shirts just like ry steele
The macbeth spoon merch idk
but this is the rl star

8. fanks u
I hope u learnt something from this wonderful
powerpoint shout out to the cumpsters becky n
caitlin bros this was all thanks 2 u if it werent for
us alan probably wouldn’t wear kilts we are the
drive that gets him up in the morning and we
are the pain that causes his understudy to go on.
We are the cumpsters united we stand we will
get through thick or thin, we will cumm all over
for eternity and so I leave u w this