1. Wooden Boy
By Andrew
I’m Jimmy Cricket, and I’m going to tell you a story from a week ago.
There was a wood maker named Joe in New York City, and he just finished a battle
with a lion! Wait, it’s still alive, run!
Just kidding! Awww come on, a story teller’s joke.
Ok, he just finished making a wooden puppet.
“Ohhh, how I wish you were my son,” he sighed.
When he went to bed, a plump, pink glob shot through the window. When the dust
cleared, I saw the fattest pig I’ve ever seen. He saw the puppet Joe just made, and smiled
with delight.
“I’m Bob,” the pig said, “And I’m going to bring to life!”
A magic pig, yeah right.
Just then he pulled out a… dance mat [don’t ask] and started to dance. Then, a white
beam shot out of Bob’s snout toward the puppet. Ewwwww! Then the puppet said, “Who
are you?”
“I’m Bob,” Bob said, “I brought you to life. Now you’re not a real boy, until you
become a hero. By the way, your name is Woody.
When Bob left, Woody made a decision.
“I’m going to run away,” he declared, “And become a hero.”
He packed up a sack and marched off. Now, I followed him, not knowing that was a
big mistake.
Woody loved seeing the city. He stayed away from Broadway though, considering
he’s a puppet.
When he turned a corner he saw a humungous, hairy beast. Bigfoot.
I guess Woody is not a fast thinker because he grabbed a woman’s purse and started
to whack Bigfoot’s ankle with it.
Now this is where I came in. I was in a tree when Bigfoot bumped into me, and I fell
in his throat.
So a week later I’m climbing up his throat. I heard Woody became areal boy. Oh
yeah, he defeated Bigfoot by feeding him to the Loch Ness Monster, then Godzilla ate
them. It’s pretty clear I won’t come out for a while so, ummmm………..
HELP MEEEEEE!!!