The First Page of my Game of Thrones spoof "Game of Groans" for Heavy Mental.

1. Gam e my dragons! Enough
of
They’ve been excuses! Find my
Groans
stolen! dragons!
Relax Khaleesi, Y-yes
one of the Khaleesi
handmaidens
probably Just
took them out
to do their
poopy business.
Words + art:
Adira Rotstein
Great, now I
gotta drag my
ass all over
If this westeros
doesn’t putting up these
get me stupid signs!
out of
odd, I
the
though
”Friend-
t this
Zone” I
castle
officially Jamie and cersei!
was
give up. But you’re— Oh
empty.
that’s just Yuck!
How
old
are
you
boy?
Excuse me,
have you Old enough not
seen this to want a
dragon? threesome with
you!