2. Everybody has a problem of not
getting enough to sleep because of
loud noises, bad neighbors, stress at
work or love ;) So our team offer to
your our national methods of falling
asleep quickly and deeply )
Enjoy
3. Go for a bread on a tank in a snowy weather
Take a Bear for a walk
Drink vodka
Drink vodka and to play balalaika
Go party with Romanies
Go to local mall and bye some caps with ear-
flaps
Make some matrioshkas
Slaughter some pigs for the lard
Drink vodka with brown tommy and lard
4. Cook a borsch
Play a domino with old pals in the yard
Drink vodka playing domino in the yard
Make a fight with old pals after playing domino
Spend a night in a sobering-up station
Drink beer, a lot of beer
Drink beer outside if there is -30 c
Drink beer with vodka
Create a mass fight after drinking vodka outside
Jump into ice hole in nearest lake
5. Nude ice-skating while drinking vodka
Winter under ice fishing
Winter under ice vodka drinking
Go to bath and jump after it in a snow
Drink vodka in the snow and play balalaika
Pour hot coffee on your feet
Pour hot tea on your feet
Pour hot coffee on your feet
Pour hot vodka on your feet
Pour boiling water on your feet
6. Make a picture with carpet on the background
Make a picture of drunk friends and post them
in facebook
Paint drunk friends with the marker and go to
drink vodka
Drink vodka with bear
Shoe a horse
Give horse to drink vodka
Sing in a bathroom with neighbours
Send children to buy a vodka
7. Drive a round dance around a fire
Drive a round dance around a fire drinking
vodka
Chop wood and melt furnace
Burn a house because of drunk
Open windows if the frost is outside
Drive VAZ 2101 while -40c
Drive a car drunk at night without lights on
Clean sunflower of seeds
Clean flour of seeds
8. Ride a sleigh
Ride on a sleigh and drink vodka
Ride from the icy-hill on trash
Drunk winter swimming
Build winter castles from empty bottles of vodka
Chase bears in the night wood
Go fishing without rods, but with vodka
Brew moonshine
Drink vodka in the center of the city and mad
running from brave policemen
9. Chasing bears in winter forest on bicycles
Playing balalaika in the underground crossing
with cap with ear-flaps
Go for the vodka on the back of the bear
Celebrating the doomsday like a national holiday
Drive a round dance around vodka-factory
Drive a round dance around bear playing
balalaika
Make a tank from the garbage in the back yard
Get bored of vodka and drink clean alcohol
10. Fight with seller for the last bottle of vodka
Make a snowman with the nose of a bottle of
vodka
Fight with best friend because of wry snowman
Drink conciliatory bottle of vodka
And fall asleep in police car on a road to
sobering-up station
Plant potatoes in the country all the day long
Drink vodka in the country house next day
Jump from the 5 floured building in the snow
Water-skiing in the puddles
11. Get up away from the computer and lay in the
bad
Run around local district 5 times
Run around all nearby districts searching for
vodka
Go to barbecues in the nearby area on the tank
Go check intercontinental missiles in the
basement
Drink a soothing tea
Drink a soothing vodka