1. The Corporate worker
By
Yash Sethiya
A real Experience of Some friends and family.
Copyright : Yash sethiya Date : 29 April,2016
Email :
Laysstogether@gmail.com

2. *BLACK SCREEN
Typing shown - ’ FOR ALL MY FRIENDS SUFFERING THROUGH THIS
TRAUMA WORKING FOR A BIG ORGANIZATION. ’
FADE IN :
1 INT. ROOM/HOUSE - EVENING
We see a Laptop Screen with the Facebook Profile page open
and a hand Typing ’ Finally I got My Official Placement
letter from zoolo.com , Super Duper happiieeee...’ Adds
happy Emoticons.
*Posted.
Then changes the Profession Bio to Working at Zoolo.com as
Transaction Risk investigator.
We see the Smiling face of the Girl.
2 INT.OFFICE DESK/ZOOLO OFFICE - MORNING
She is Working on her computer and Suddenly a Facebook
Message pops -
FRIEND - ’ Hey , Nidhi You there?’
NIDHI - ’ HI! ’
FRIEND - ’ Can you help me with something? i’m in a fuss
yaar...’
NIDHI - ’ Yeah, Bol Na.. anything...’
FRIEND - ’ I’m Unable to Find a Potty chair for My kid...
’
- ’ it’s showing Unavailable. Are there any inside offers
or availability you can help me with? Please...’
- ’ Can You please Look it for me? My Kid is just pooping
around... ’
Nidhi Reads this , Gets Damn frustrated and Embarassed
,she Just straight away unfriends her.
3 INT. ROOM/HOUSE - MORNING
NIDHI is sleeping and suddenly her Mom wakes her up, That
startles her and she hands over her phone.
NIDHI’S MOM
’ Beta ye le pappi maasi hai,
kuch puch rahi hai, le le...’
(CONTINUED)

3. CONTINUED: 2.
NIDHI (ANGRILY)
’ Maaa... Again...’
Her MOM watches her with Puppy eyes requesting her to talk
to her.
NIDHI picks the Phone and Her Mom Leaves.
NIDHI (SLEEPY VOICE)
’Hi! Maasi, Good Morning! ’
MAASI ( V.O) (ON PHONE)
’ Beta main thodi confuse hun ye
zoolo mein 1,299 mein prestige ki
Kadhai , tawa aur Non- stick pan
mil raha hai aur 1,299 mein
prestige ka hi sirf kadhai mil
rahi hai, aisa kyun?’
NIDHI (FRUSTRATED)
’ I don’t know maasi aisa kyun
hai? Offer chal raha hoga koi,
kadhai aur tawa ka...!’
MAASI (V.O)
’ Aur Maine abhi Shopdeal mein
dekha wahan isse sasta mil raha
hai , Yahi same set 1,250 Mein
...’
NIDHI
’ Toh wahan se Le lo na...Par
dekhna usme Delivery charges add
hoga shayad...’
MAASI (V.O)
’ Arre par mereko toh ye Color
pasand haina, usme ye color nahi
hai ,Aisa kyun karte hain ye Log?
Tu Bolna maine complain ki hai,
Public Ko bewakoof banate hain...
’
NIDHI
’Okay maasi! Bol dungi... Rakhun
ab?’
MAASI ( V.O)
’ Arre tu complain karna ki ye
log aisa kaam karte hain ..
(Beat,She sees another set online
) Arre mereko ye color jyada
pasand hai, uff ye kya hai? 1,799
? loot macha rakhi hai bhai ,
Wahi Tawa, Pan aur kadhai hai...’
NIDHI throws the Phone away and goes back to sleep.

4. 3.
4 INT. LIVING ROOM/HOUSE - EVENING
NIDHI is watching TV, while His Family members and some
Relatives are having dinner.
They Finish the Dinner and one of the Uncles come and sit
in the Living Area with her and offers her peanuts.
She Smiles at him and waves for a NO to Peanuts, while He
interrupts her TV programme.
UNCLE 1
’Aur beta? Facebook pe dekha
maine tumahra post , Comment bhi
kiya hai!(awkward silence) aur
kaam kaisa chal raha hai?’
NIDHI(AWKWARD SMILING)
’ All good Uncle!’
UNCLE 1
’ Arre beta , wo Apne Mishra ji
haina? Unko main bata raha tha
tumahre kaam ke baare mein , bade
khush hogaye! Puch rahe the Isme
samaan bechte kaise hain? ’
NIDHI
’ unka Kis chiz ka kaam hai?’
UNCLE 1
’Chaddi baniyan ka kaam hai ,
MISHRA Chaddi Baniyan! badhiya
ekdum! ’
NIDHI (EMBARRASED)
’ Unko customer care mein Phone
karke pata karna hoga, Wo unko
guide kar denge dhang se! Mujhe
jyada IDEA nahi hai uncle... ’
UNCLE 1
’ Arre tumko bhi nahi pata? Usi
company mein kaam karti ho na?’
UNCLE 2 Enters and interrupts the conversation.
UNCLE 2
’ Arre Beta tumahre company mein
profit distribution kaise hota
hai, hain?
While getting settled
UNCLE 2 (CONTD.)
’itni badi company hai... kya
margin rakh ke bechti hai samaan?
’
(CONTINUED)

5. CONTINUED: 4.
While seeing the other uncle.
UNCLE 2 (CONTD.) (CONT’D)
’ Bade paise kamate hain
bhaisahab, Duplicate maal bhi
bechte hain ye log,
(While Looking towards NIDHI)
Beta duplicate Samaan ka Koi mark
hota hoga, tum logon ko toh pata
hi hoga , Hain?’
NIDHI
’ Nahi Uncle Kuch Duplicate nahi
hai , and profit distribution ka
Idea nahi hai mereko! mera kaam
dusra hai...’
UNCLE 1
’ Arre beta kaisa kaam karti ho?
tumahre hi company ke baare mein
tumko kuch Idea nahi hai? aaj kal
ke bacche bhaisahab...’
She gets up Interrupting him, picks up her phone pretends
to call someone and leaves the house.
5 EXT. TERRACE - SAME EVENING
She comes up , takes a sigh and Her Friends Enter.
FRIEND 1
’ Arre zoolo girl ,120 likes and
36 comments Not bad! Acha sun na
jo gift card ayenge zoolo se usme
se...’
NIDHI ( ANGER )
’ Really ? I mean... ’
FRIEND 2 asking something.
FRIEND 2
’ Abey maine zoolo mein
Headphones Order kiye the 15 din
hogaye... Abhi tak aye nahin
hai... Tere kuch inside sources
se check karwana, hua kya hai?
Yahan toh aagaya but Deliver nahi
hua...’
She sees them with anger and leaves the terrace.
NIDHI
’ Main zoolo ki delivery girl
nahi hun Fucker! I’m Quitting My
job...’
(CONTINUED)

6. CONTINUED: 5.
Her friends Look at each other.
NIDHI ( CONTD.) ( DISTANT SHOUT)
’ ON FACEOOK! ’
*BLACK SCREEN
’ Facebook pe apni Khushi Zaheer karna aaki Dimaagi
shaanti ke Liye Haanikarak hosakta hai’
’ So, please Keep updating dukhi shayeris and Deadly PJs ’
FADE OUT :
THE END