2. 1. Keep the Door Closed
Never leave the door open whilst using the
bathroom – It’s not a spectator sport!
If there’s a lock on the door, use it!
3. 2. Put the Seat Down!
This only takes one second and could
prevent several arguments with a partner.
4. 3. Ventilate and then Ventilate
Some More!
Essential if you’ve gone for a number two.
If you have a fan, make sure it’s on; if you have a
window, open it.
Have an air freshener on standby.
5. 4. Replace Finished Toilet Rolls!
Don’t just stick a new toilet roll by the toilet Replace the cardboard roll on the holder.
6. 5.Don’t Leave Behind Stains!
Nobody should be able to tell if you’ve gone for a
number 1 or 2.
Clean those stains!
7. 6.Wipe That Seat!
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be sweet and wipe
the seat!
If you must, use tissue to wipe the seat clean…then
flush away the evidence!
8. 7. Don’t Talk On The Phone
Nobody wants to speak to you while you’re doing
your business.
Avoid the awkward moment when the other person
asks: “what’re you up to?”