2. George – So Barack have you got any information
for us?
Barack – Yes! Only 0.4% of the of the price of a
shoe goes to the workers!
George – That’s terrible! That won’t happen in
USA! Anything else?
Barack- In Indonesia GAP pay $35 less than the
living wage!
3. George – I’m with Archie Mitchell. Have you got
any facts?
Archie Mitchell – Yes George, little kiddie winkles
have to make those horrible Nike trainers
whilst the fat cats at Nike get billions of quid. I
don’t know how they show their Boat Race.
George – Thanks Archie you mardy old man. I’m
glad Stacy killed you.
4. George – I’ve got to go but I am going to hand
over to Dick ‘n’ Dom.
Dick- Thanks George, any last facts?
George – Yes, many workers suffer from
malnutrition.
Dom- Fantastic George, I happen to know that
breaks are uncommon.
Dick- That’s terrible.
5. Dick – We are joined by Lance Armstrong.
Lance – Hello Guys
Dom- Hi Lance, have you got anything you want
to tell us.
Lance- as a matter of fact I do indeed. Some
workers earn as little as 20cent per hour.
Dick – That is unacceptable.
6. Dick- Dom, I have to go!
Dom – Oh
Dick- I’ll leave you with a fact, okay?
Dom – Yes
Dick – Some workers have to stand for 16 hours!
Dom – Oh No
7. Dom – I am nothing without Dick.
Sir Alex Ferguson – I’ll take over
Dom – Okay, prove your worthy by giving us a
fact.
Sir Alex – Okay, 12 million children and
estimated to work in sweat shops.
Dom- Take it away Sir Alex.
8. Sir Alex – Okay, We are about to end, but first a
word from my friend. Wayne Rooney.
Wayne – Hi, umm, can I just get Cheryl Cole,
umm.
Sir Alex- Okay
Cheryl – Okay, like, Wayne your like a little
brother to me, like, the most common job, like,
is sewing, like.
Sir Alex – Nice one Cheryl.
9. George Bush
Barack Obama
Archie Mitchell.
Dick
Dom
Lance Armstrong
Sir Alex Ferguson
Wayne Rooney
