Here you will find top 15 funny gym sayings.For more funny gym sayings please visit. http://sayingspoint.com/funny-gym-sayings/ Take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital." —Amit Kalantri If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise." —Unknown When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away." —Robert M. Hutchins Some men’s chests are more butt like than some women’s butts." —Mokokoma Mokhonoana I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing." —Unknown Stay healthy so that you can use your wealth to buy pleasures and not painkillers." —Amit Kalantri Be the girl at the gym that motivates everyone else to push a little harder." —Unknown If you still look cute after the gym, you didn’t workout hard enough." —Unknown Are you fat and ugly? Join our gym and just be ugly!" —Unknown I don’t get why gyms have mirrors…I know what I look like - that’s why I’m there!" —Unknown "Education is important, but big biceps is importanter." —Unknown "At the gym I’m like a ninja. You’ll never see me there." —Unknown "Run like you stole something." —Unknown "Excuses don’t kill the fat, exercises do." —Amit Kalantri "My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle