Two dead boys got into a fight in the middle of the night, facing back to back they drew their swords and shot each other. A blind man was chosen as the referee but a passing paralyzed donkey kicked him into a ditch where he drowned along with the two dead boys. A deaf policeman came to arrest the two dead boys but couldn't due to all being dead already.

1. CROWD SOURCING
Chris, Dan, Dan, Sadik

2. TWO DEAD BOYS
By
An Unknown Author

3. One Fine Day in the Middle of the NightTwo Dead Boys got up to FightBack to Back they Faced each OtherDrew their swords and shot each otherOne was blind and the other couldn’t, seeSo they chose a dummy for a refereeA blind man went to see fair playA dumb man went to shout hoorayA paralysed Donkey passing byKicked the blind man in the eyeKnocked him through a nine inch wallInto a dry ditch and drowned them allA Deaf Policeman heard the noiseAnd came to arrest the two Dead BoysIf you don’t believe this stories trueAsk the Blind Man, he it too.