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1. Understanding the Trump Administration:
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Donald J. Trump is the
President of the United States.
We were surprised too, but he totally is.
Understanding the Trump Administration: A Presentation for AT&T

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You guys make phones.
They’re pretty good.
Understanding the Trump Administration: A Presentation for AT&T

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Phones are very popular today.
Look at any kid – they all got phones.
Understanding the Trump Administration: A Presentation for AT&T

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Donald Trump loves his phone. Uses it all the time,
mostly for Tweeting. He is better at it than anyone else.
Understanding the Trump Administration: A Presentation for AT&T

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Trump loves your commercials with that hot chick
in the store. He watches them over and over.
Understanding the Trump Administration: A Presentation for AT&T

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The President would therfore like to direct your next commercial,
assuming that the same chick is in it, but his idea is that it should be
set on a beach, maybe at Mar-a-lago. She could just be on the phone
in a bikini and he will tell her what to do.
Understanding the Trump Administration: A Presentation for AT&T

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It would be even better if Trump was also in the commercial.
He can direct and still be in it – he has very much great
TV experience such as Access Hollywood, plus
he does very many things at the same time all the time.
Understanding the Trump Administration: A Presentation for AT&T

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It will be truly amazing and probably win an Oskar award.
He has won many Oschars before, or however you spell it.
Understanding the Trump Administration: A Presentation for AT&T

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In conclusion –
As a business, it is very important for you to have good customers,
understand what all the laws are, do good business practices,
and stuff like that – if you really want to succeed
as a succesful business.
Understanding the Trump Administration: A Presentation for AT&T

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Thank you for your time.
Remember to make checks out to
Essential Consultants, LLC and just
say that it was for insights.
Understanding the Trump Administration: A Presentation for AT&T
There is a possibility that this presentation is a parody written by Phil Gable, but who really knows anything for sure?