EMBOR 2015 Review

2. Warning if You Survived The
Past 10 years in Real Estate,
NOTHING in This Video
Will Be Offensive. This Is A
Matter Of Real Events, And
These Are Not Actors…
This is a REALTOR®

3. HELLO..
IS IT LEADS YOU’RE
LOOKING FOR?

5. AGENT SHOWED MY LISTING…
NEGLECTED TO GIVE ME FEEDBACK

7. YOU HAD ME AT
NEED TO SELL MY HOUSE

8. WHEN YOUR FRIEND TRIES TO EXPLAIN
WHY THEY USED ANOTHER AGENT

11. WE MUST SEE THIS HOME NOW!
OMG THE LISTINGDESCRIPTIONIS
IN ALL CAPS!!!

12. I THINK I’LL SELL A HOUSE
OR TWO TODAY…SINCE ALL
THE REALTORS ARE HERE

15. WELCOME TO ZILLOW.COM
WHERE EVERYTHING’S MADE UP AND
THE VALUES DON’T MATTER!!

17. SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT ….
I Negotiated 30K off list price, 5K in closing
costs, a home warranty, and the heirloom
chandelier …..and you're about to
WALK OVER A WOBBLY CEILING FAN?

20. HEY LOOK!!!

21. Hmm…who was the
one that told me this
Broker/Owner thing
would be fun?

22. Just found out my
seller’s house didn’t
appraise – Lets go
and drink lunch.

23. CLEAR TO CLOSE
JUST KIDDING, STILL
IN UNDERWRITING

24. AND
AND YOU GO AND APPLY FOR
A KOHL’S CARD TO SAVE
20% ONA $50 PURCHASE?!

25. The face you make when the Lender
calls and says
“We have a problem…”

27. When you finally
make it to the
Closing and they
start reading
every single
page…..

28. “I am basically a
full-time psychologist
who shows houses
every now and then…”

29. You’ve been asking me questions
for 2 hours on a Sunday…
And then you tell me
you already have an agent.

33. SO LETS SEE IF I’VE GOT THIS RIGHT…
1. You’d like to view my listing.
2. You have an agent but…
3. You’d rather not “bother” your agent.

34. Wonder if that job as a
Kindergarten Teacher is still
available?
I have lots of experience

36. Thanks for Being Part of the EMBOR Family!

37. • Produced by
Someone you know
• Pictures all courtesy
of the EMBOR
Facebook Page
or I called & told you
we were using your
Funny Face
• Music by an
Assistant

38. Erica had nothing to do with this
Presentation Parody…

39. THE END
Please Enjoy
The Celebration of YOU!