5. Complete darkness for my REM cycle.
Louis XV Pet Pavilion.
$23,990
Put that gold mattress in here and we’re all set.
6. Lady Gaga would buy me this so you
should too.
Versace Barocco Pet Bowl. $754
I bet Asia has one.
7. If you really loved me, you would buy this.
52-Carat Diamond Dog Collar.
$1.8 million
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
8. I should get a new house too.
Dog House with Plasma TV
and Spa. $410,825
It won’t bother you when I watch Game of Bones.
Spa is perfect for a massage since I don’t have a
gold thread mattress yet.