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State of Grey - Certificates
1. Elite Branded University
State of Grey
It is hereby verified that
A big deal person
having satisfied the requirements of the University,
was conferred this fancy degree of
but
in some other industry other than the arts, because well... it’s the arts.
Lim Min Ming
Bachelor of Fine Arts in Visual Communication
it does not matter after you get a good high paying corporate job
$32,000
Probably his right hand man
2. THE STATE OF GREY
The Women’s Charter (Chapter 353)
Certificate of Marriage
(Section 31)
The Marriage
(Bridegroom)
( )
(Bride)
between
and
for the reason of
are now in the midst of buying a house at
at on
( )
(Validated)
and
and has officially sworn to produce at least two legitimate children under the eyes of the state.
( )
(Validated)
( )
Deputy Registar of Love and Reproduction
Expiry Date. 3/4/2027
COULD BE THE ONE #8c8c8c
#c6c6c6LIM MIN MING
INITIALLY LOVE BUT REALLY BECAUSE WE PASSED EACH OTHER’S PARENTS’ APPROVAL
SOME PLACE HOLY EVEN THOUGH BOTH OF US ARE NOT RELIGIOUS
MIDWAY HIS HOUSE AND MINE
HAVE SPENT $30,000 FOR THEIR WEDDING
3 APRIL 2017
because marriage is about compromises
as announcement of this matrimony
3. STATE OF GREY
#FFFFFF
REGISTRY OF BIRTHS AND DEATH
THE BIGGEST RESPONSIBILITY
MALE (FINALLY)
BRANDED TO BE THE BEST AND MOST EXPENSIVE PRIVATE HOSPITAL
LIM MIN MING
GREY #C6C6C6
CITIZEN OF GREY
MOVED BACK WITH THE IN LAWS BECAUSE THE HOUSE IN UNDER RENOVATION
IN LAWS HOUSE BECAUSE NEW MOTHER WILL BE THERE FOR CONFINEMENT AND TORTURE
THE CHILD IS UNDER THE SCRUTINY TO SEE WHO’S GENES WERE STRONGER
COULD BE THE ONE
COULD BE THE ONE
GREY #8C8C8C
GREY #8C8C8C FATHER
GREY
24
DOCTOR
DEGREE
$150,000
03/04/2018
CERTIFICATE OF REGISTRATION OF BIRTH
SHADE OF GREYCHILD’SPARTICULARS
Birth Registered at
Full Name
Sex
Place and Address of Birth
Date of Birth Time of Birth
Hours
MOTHER’S
PARTICULARS
Name
Identification Document and No.
Nationality
Address
Country of Birth
Age Education Level
Date of Birth
FATHER’S
PARTICULARS
Name
Name
Identification Document and No.
Nationality Country of Birth
Occupation Annual Salary
Date of Birth
INFORMANT’S
PARTICULARS
Identification Document and No.
Address
FOR OFFICIAL USE
I certify that the above information given by me is correct.
Informant’s Signature or Thumb Impression Date for Registrar of Births and Deaths Date
Relationship
0200
04/03/1994
09/07/1991
CITIZEN OF GREY GREY
4. BECAUSE IT’S NEAREST
POLYTECHNIC
It is hereby certified that
having successfully completed the course of study was awarded the
by paying $9,600 to the polytechnic in exchange for stepping stone towards further education, because
this is clearly not enough to survive the society.
Principal Someone called Registar
LIM MIN MING
DIPLOMA IN
HOSPITALITY & TOURISM
MANAGEMENT
5. This is to certify that
has succesfully planned for
president
state of grey
LIM MIN MING
TEACHING MUSIC IF THINGS DO NOT WORK OUT
Career’s Plan B
Because every kiasu parent of a young child will definitely
want their child to learn music although they will probably
go on to focus on science and math in the future.
MOST POPULAR MUSIC SCHOOL
6. Ministry of Education and Tuition
School Graduation Certificate
State of Grey
THIS CERTIFICATE IS AWARDED TO
From a neighbourhood school but still considered
a good school because of its sustained achievement award
Year of Graduation: 2010
LIM MIN MING
This certificate is awarded based upon the completion of the student’s secondary education.
The student has clocked in 1,152 hours of tuition aside from the 6,720 hours of mandatory
secondary education at the allocated school.
Director-General of Education and Tuition
State of Grey
7. MINISTRY OF EDUCATION AND TUITION
PRIMARY SCHOOL LEAVING EXAMINATION CERTIFICATE
SIJIL PEPERIKSAAN TAMAT SEKOLAH RENDAH
小 学 离 校 考 试 证 书
STATE OF GREY
This certifies that the candidate named below sat for Primary School Leaving Examination, conducted by the Ministry of Education and
Tuition, assessed by the Board of Examination and Assessment. The student has obtained the following results and will start to choose and
compare the choices in secondary education moving forward.
CANDIDATE LIM MIN MING 2006
A PRIMARY SCHOOL LITERALLY FIVE MINUTES AWAY
ENGLISH LANGUAGE A
A
B
B
CHINESE
MATHEMATICS
SCIENCE
林敏铭
(LIN MIN MING)
SCHOOL
SUBJECT GRADE
YEAR OF EXAM
Director-General of Education and Tuition
State of Grey