“I'm hungry”, she said, “I'm going to eat their food”
She tried the big bowl, “Too hot”, she said, She tried the medium bowl, “Too cold” she said, so she tried the small bowl, “Just right”, she said. SO SHE ATE IT!!!! GREEDY THIEF
“I'm going to sit down now”, she said. She tried the big chair, “Too soft she said”, She tries the medium chair “Too hard” she said, She tries the little chair “Just right she said.. How is the cushioned chair harder than a wood chair!!!!
She Breaks the little chair, and walks away
I'm tired she said, “I'm going to sleep in their beds”, she said, She tried the big one “Too soft she said” she tries the medium bed “Too hard she said”, She tries the small one “just Right” she said. She fell asleep
The three bears came home and saw the door open so they checked their house out and found a little girl sleeping in a bed. So they took a picture of her and sent it to the news and then called the police
Goldilocks got arrested and charged for three felonies…. Here's her mugshot
