The document proposes a satirical solution to overpopulation and unemployment in Ireland by suggesting that poor children be fattened and sold as food to rich landowners. It argues that this would combat overpopulation while providing income for poor families and improving the diets of the wealthy. Statistical data is offered to support selling children aged one for meat. Potential recipes and positive effects on morality are also discussed, with the conclusion being this project would solve Ireland's problems more than any other proposal.