Do ignore the spelling mistakes.

2. £1 DRINKS
Who can argue with £1 drinks
No one that’s who

3. FREE ENTRY
How many places can you get into for free and have an amazing night?
Spoiler alert: it’s 0

4. I’LL BE THERE
Ever wanted to laugh at someone dancing like a disabled giraffe? Well now
you can

5. STATS
People who have died in Hive 0
Percentage of people who died outside Hive 100%
In conclusion if you don’t go to Hive you are 100% more likely to die

6. SAFETY
The glasses are actually plastic so you are less likely to cut yourself

7. AWESOME TOILET ATTENDANTS
Phrases like No Spray No Lay, No Armani No Punani are some of the few
phrases said by the toilet attendants
You also can get lollipops which taste better dipping into your drink

8. A HACKETT

9. HACKETT CONT’D
2 shots of vodka
1 peach schnapps
1 banana liquer
1 midori
1 blue aftershock
Blackcurrant Juice
Energy Juice
All for £9 in a pitcher

10. THE PHOTOGRAPHY MAKES YOU LOOK GOOD
Bad Good

11. 2 ROOMS
First Room is chart, RNB and club
Second Room is Indie/Pop Rock

12. MAKE FRIENDS FOR LIFE
Everyone knows drunk nights out are where you make friends for life

13. GRAPH
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Losers People that
go to Hive
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14. WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
Marathon Gossip Girl for the 18th time?

15. IT’S ONE OF THE POPULAR CLUBS
Fact.

16. YOLO

17. IF I CAN GO 4 TIMES A WEEK YOU CAN GO ONCE

18. NO QUEUES
Nothing worse than standing outside in the freezing

19. BLOW OFF SOME STEAM
Bummed about not getting that care plan?
Then blow off steam at Hive

20. I’LL PAY YOU IN

21. CONCLUSION
In conclusion if you go to Hive you’ll only need to spend £20
You won’t get killed

22. THANKS FOR LISTENING
Any Questions?