2. Reasons Im hungover
➲ I consumed alcohol in larger than
recommended quantities last night
➲ I like to drink.
➲ I got bought a drink because “He was
ginger and on his own and needed a friend”
3. You should make me a bacon
sandwich because:
➲ I'm really hungover
➲ Bacon is delicious
➲ Its almost one of your 5 a day
➲ You can make one for yourself too.
➲ I made some really good chicken yesterday
➲ You're a woman.
4. Bacon is in the freezer.
➲ Defrost it now and we could be dining within
the hour.
➲ Bread is in the fridge.
➲ Butter and ketchup please.
➲ Cheers.
