1. Mickey
if I was like him
I’d know all the right words
Edward
if I was like … him
I’d know some real birds
Apart from those in my dreams
And in magazines
Just look at his hair
Mickey
His hair'sdark and wavy
Edward
It just isn't fair
Mickey
Mine'sthe colour of gravy
Edward/Mickey
Each part of his face
Is in just the right place,is
He laughingat me
Edward
At my nose, did he notice
Mickey
I should wear a brace
Edward
That I’ve got halitosis
Mickey/Edward
When nature picked on me
She choseto stick on me
Edward
Eyes that don't match
Mickey
I’ve got ears that stand out
Edward/Mickey
She pickedthe wrong batch
when she handedmine out
and then she attacked me
with permanentacne
Edward
I wish I was a bit like
wish that I could score a hit like
and be just a little bit like
That guy
That guy
Mickey
I wish that I could be like
like the sort of guy I see, like
That guy
That guy
