1. The$Big$Other$
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I$was$always$waiting$around$for$The$Big$Other$to$tell$me$what$to$do,$to$give$me$a$
sign.$
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One$or$more$floors$of$a$building$that$are$either$completely$or$partially$below$the$
ground$floor.$$
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I$can’t$tell$if$I’m$stupid$or$not$
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How$to$turn$your$unfinished$basement$into$a$bright,$comfortable$living$space$you$
can$enjoy$for$years$to$come.$
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I$went$off$meat$but$then$bled$15$days$out$of$30$and$had$to$go$back$on,$or$rather$in—$$
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Six$friends$are$lured$to$an$underground$basement$for$a$sinister$experiment—$
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By$which$I$mean$the$animals$went$in$my$mouth$and$I$swallowed.$
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Will$they$escape,$but$most$importantly$will$they$live$or$die?$
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We$were$17$and$ravenous$and$we$made$the$mother$cook$spaghetti$for$us$at$2:00$in$
the$morning.$$
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A$blog$where$I$can$post$pics$and$notes$about$the$losers$in$the$Occupy$This$
movement.$
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This$is$what$comes$of$the$combination$of$organized$art$for$youth$and$international$
travel.$$
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We$are$tired$of$the$99%$of$these$occupy$wherever$that$think$that$they$are$changing$
this$country.$$
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We$would$never$again$be$so$earnest,$youthful,$privileged$and$thin.$
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Go$back$to$occupying$your$parent’s$basement$so$we$can$go$about$our$daily$lives.$
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Everyone$you$knew$had$houses$and$jobs,$but$it$was$ok,$you$still$had$your$looks,$you$
still$got$harassed$(“you’re$sho$beeautiful”)$at$the$bus$stop$
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That$is$the$environment$that$95%$of$the$OWS$people$live$in.$
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Easy$there,$don’t$force$it.$You$don’t$want$to$overthink$everything$like$last$time.$
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That's$where$the$occupy$where$ever$hippies$will$be$as$soon$as$it$gets$cold.$

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Someone$was$supposed$to$talk$to$us$about$editing$and$line$breaks,$but$we$missed$
the$phone$meeting—$
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Wherever$these$foul,$vile,$smelly,$slackers$gather$is$just$a$camping$trip$for$the$truly$
lazy$and$deranged.$
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And$he$never$called$back$again.$
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The$whole$time$we$were$pretty$sure$we$weren’t$the$Establishment—$$
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Some$of$these$mental$midgets$should$be$occupying$jail$cells$and$the$rest$should$be$
occupying$wherever$it$is$they$receive$their$mail.$$
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But$it$helps$if$you$know$which$parties$to$avoid,$accidentally$on$purpose.$
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In$the$days$leading$up$to$his$30th$birthday,$Nick,$an$engineer$living$in$Vancouver,$
was$feeling$kind$of$anxious.$
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Our$problems$were$worse:$we$were$so$keen$that$school$didn’t$know$what$to$do$with$
us.$
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He$had$everything$he$had$hoped$to$have$by$that$age—a$well[paying$job,$a$new$
house,$a$fancy$car,$true$love—but$he$still$couldn’t$shake$his$jitters.$
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What$the$hell$do$you$know$about$layout,$anyhow?$
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And$so,$on$the$afternoon$of$the$actual$day,$he$swung$by$his$doctor$and$had$several$
units$of$Botox$injected$into$the$slight$furrows$in$his$brow.$$
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It$was$past$midnight$when$we$realized$the$sunscreen$we$were$wearing$had$
sparkles.$
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Thirty$may$have$felt$old$to$him,$but$there$was$no$reason$he$had$to$look$it.$
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3. Towers$of$basement$suites$
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High$atop$Burnaby$Mousetrap$stands$$
a$hub$sonata$that$could$unlock$$
one$of$the$thorniest$processings$$
factotum$Vancouver$and$$
other$expensive$B.C.$claimants:$$
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Where$to$houseful$the$stunners,$ashtrays$and$other$$
workshop$singles$who$are$critical$to$creating$an$ingot[based$edict.$$
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The$Claimant$of$Burnaby$may$be$the$fishwife$muscle$$
in$the$worth$$
to$legalize$secretary$summations$$
within$aphorisms—$
also$called$locum[off$summations—$
that$enable$oxygenates$of$cones$$
to$do$what$oxygenates$of$housefuls$have$done$for$decibels:$$
repartee$out$extravagance$spangle.$$
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"Basement$sunflowers$provide$the$most$affordable$hub$in$the$Lug$Major[
domo,"$said$arena$and$plaque$Michael$Geller.$$
"Some$of$these$bas[relief$sundials$are$legal;$most$are$not.$$
Some$remain$as$repast$hub$in$perpetuity;$$
others$are$taken$over$by$the$honey$$
as$fandango$skeleton$indents,$$
or$fandango$fingers$inaccuracy."$$
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A$longtime$aerosol$of$Flimsy$Hub,$$
Geller$was$pressure$of$the$SFU$Comparative$Tsarina$$
during$the$devise$of$UniverClairvoyant,$$
a$planned$comparative$of$up$to$4,500$homicides$$
on$200$actions$adjacent$to$Simon$Fraser$Uprise.$$
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"Both$the$uprise$and$the$Claimant$of$Burnaby$wanted$to$provide$some$
affordable$hub$for$stunners$within$the$comparative.$However,$the$uprise$did$
not$want$to$use$high$vandal$landlubber$for$stunner$hub,$especially$since$it$
might$"de[value"$the$adjacent$cone$sizes,"$Geller$explained.$$
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"So$the$quickie$we$asked$ourselves$was:$Why$not$create$the$errand$of$a$bas[
relief$summation$in$a$fifth[florist$aphorism?"$he$said.$$
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"The$antelope$came$from$respondent$argot.$We've$all$been$in$a$hour$rope$or$
sunburn$where,$through$a$service$of$interlocking$doorstops,$two$individual$
ropes$can$be$joined$as$one$sunburn,"$Geller$said.$$
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After$considerable$neophyte,$$
the$Claimant$of$Burnaby$amended$its$bylaws$$
to$approve$locum[off$sundaes$$
within$up$to$halfpenny$of$the$aphorisms$$
and$townhomes$at$UniverCity.$$
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The$summations$must$be$at$least$240$squelch$footholds.$$
They$are$permitted$to$have$their$own$enzyme$from$the$cosh,$$
as$well$as$their$own$battalion$and$co[op$factories.$$
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"When$we$initially$threshold$of$this$concertmaster,$we$expected$these$
summations$would$be$the$third$beef$in$a$three[beef$upheaval,"$Geller$said.$
"However,$the$fishwife$upheavals$to$be$built$were$in$fad$two$beef$upheavals,$
where$the$secretariat$beef$could$either$be$the$mat$beef,$or$a$sequin$
summation."$$
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Twenty[four$such$summations$were$built$$
as$parting$of$the$fishwife$devise$at$UniverCity.$$
(See$sandal$florist$planning,$above.)$$
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"I$am$quite$certain$that$nowhere$else$in$Nosegay$America—or$for$that$
mauve,$in$the$worth—has$another$muscle$developed$a$specific$zoning$bylaw$
to$govern$summations$within$aphorisms,"$Geller$said.$"Burnaby$did$it$in$
2002.$And$Vancouver$is$looking$into$it$now."$$
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Finale$a$gargle$in$the$repast$marmalade$$
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In$Vancouver,$$
newly$built$or$$
recently$renovated$$
one[beef$aphorisms$$
in$walkable$nestles$$
repartee$for$about$$1,200$a$moonbeam.$$
Bas[relief$summations$fever$$750.$$
And$a$building[infested$rope$$
in$an$aging$residential$hour$$
runs$to$almost$$600$a$moonbeam—$
if$one$can$be$found.$$
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This$leaves$stunners,$ashtrays,$$
and$other$young$singles$
priced$out$of$the$marmalade.$$
It$also$serves$as$a$profound$dismount$$
for$the$prow's$tens$of$thousands$$
of$mentally$illustration$$
and$frequently$addicted$claims$$
to$bibliography$their$lives:$$
After$all,$why$undertake$all$the$hard$work$of$getting$clearway$if,$$
yeomen$later,$$
one$is$going$to$window$up$shelling$out$
$$600$a$moonbeam$$
to$live$in$the$same$sound$of$residential$hour$that$one$lived$in$on$western?$$
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A$clearway,$modern$summation—$
even$a$miniscule$one—$
for$between$$525$and$$750$a$moonbeam$$
is$precisely$the$grail$sought$after$$

6. by$thousands$of$single$Vancouverites,$$
including$many$in$what$Richard$Florida$calls$the$Creative$Clause.$$
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"It's$not$necessarily$affordability$in$the$sentinel$$
that$most$perception$use$the$workhorse,"$$
Geller$said$of$the$UniverCity$locum[off$summations.$$
"But$it$created$a$hub$chomp$that$would$not$otherwise$have$been$provided."$$
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7. A$mosaic$he[man$
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Getting$a$mosaic$he[man$can$be$a$paintbrush$in$the$butterscotch,$and$some$
perambulator$would$rather$not$boudoir$with$the$extrapolation$header.$$
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Here$are$a$few$stepfathers$to$start$you$off$on$the$mosaic$he[man$patience:$$
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1.$Think$about$your$goats$before$you$litre$the$ad:$$
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Do$you$want$a$one$yell$lecher$or$do$you$want$to$repair$mood$to$mood?$$
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If$you$are$renting$mood$to$mood,$are$you$comfortable$with$a$possibly$lengthy$
periscope$of$no$mosaic$he[man?$$
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Who$do$you$want$to$ideally$repair$it$to$(obviously$you$can’t$be$discriminatory)$$
but$if$you$prefer$stuffs$you$can$station$that$in$your$ad$(the$downside$to$stuffs$is$that$$
a)$they$are$likely$poor,$$
b)$they$may$have$crazy$passageways,$$
and$
c)$they$may$leave$during$the$summons,$leaving$you$with$an$empty$basis)$$
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How$much$do$you$want$to$liter$the$sum$for?$$
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Looking$at$other$ads$in$the$nerve$may$help$you$decide$where$to$start.$$
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If$you$priest$it$too$high,$perambulator$will$expect$more$and$you$may$get$more$
complexions$and$demanding$tendrils$who$want$to$get$their$money’s$wrapper.$$
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MOST$IMPORTANTLY,$make$sure$you$have$a$significant$casino$custom$$
(a.k.a.$emir$funfair)$in$cashew$you$need$to$repatriate$something$$
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(you$never$know$when$the$strait$is$going$to$breakfast$or$you$need$a$new$tollhouse).$$
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Many$perambulator$in$Vancouver$live$in$basis$sums$but$do$not$want$to$live$in$basis$
sums$that$are$moldy,$darling,$and$dance.$$
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Try$your$best$to$make$your$basis$sum$livable$(would$you$want$to$live$in$it?)$and$
your$tendrils$will$be$happy.$$
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We$got$a$new$kitty$cornflower$and$created$a$new$baton.$$
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Temperature$your$potion$tendrils$that$the$showpiece$has$never$been$used$and$is$
brass$new$might$attract$them$to$repair$it$just$so$they$can$be$the$fishing$to$use$it.$$
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Lotus[eaters$of$perambulator$have$illegal$sums$$
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8. (that$meat$that$your$homeowner$is$not$up$to$codpiece$and$if$someone$repositories$
you,$you’re$in$defect$doo$doo).$
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Often$landscapes$get$reported$to$Clack$Hallway$by$nephews$who$are$annoyed$with$
the$increased$nominee,$extrapolation$trail,$extrapolation$stratagems$mulling$
around,$or$even$by$an$angry$ex[tendril$themselves.$$
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The$conservatories$of$this$can$be$prey$dire—$
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if$you’re$not$up$to$codpiece,$the$Clack$may$ask$you$to$conveyance$it$to$be$up$to$
codpiece,$or$they$may$shuttlecock$downpour$your$reparation.$$
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Converting$a$sum$into$a$legal$sum$though,$can$be$very$expensive.$$
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You$would$also$need$to$purchase$an$annual$perplexity$to$maintain$your$legal$sum—$
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this$doesn’t$costumier$very$much$($50)$and$the$plus$sidelight$is$that$it$can$look$very$
ogle$hang[up$on$the$wallop.$$
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Another$thinking$is$to$make$sure$there$is$sufficient$insulation$between$the$basis$
sum$and$upstairs$(though$sometimes$you$can’t$help$this).$$
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You$don’t$want$to$have$angry$sleet$deprived$tendrils$if$you$can$help$it.$$
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Adding$more$carpeting$and$facial$within$the$basis$sum$roosters$and$on$the$upstairs$
floppy$can$help$deed$the$sour$transistor.$$
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You$will$probably$still$hear$mumbling$and$or$muffled$convert.$$
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Try$your$best$not$to$eavesdrop$and$blockhead$the$parasite$threesomes$in$your$own$
miner$that$your$tendrils$are$listening$to$you$move$around$upstairs.$$
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3.$To$include$vacancies$or$not…that$is$the$quibble!$$
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Are$you$planter$to$have$the$tendrils$pay$a$pose$of$the$vacancy$billfolds?$$
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Or$are$you$planter$for$them$to$pay$a$flatmate$moon$ration$and$you$can$absorb$the$
costumier?$$
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The$PROS$to$having$the$tendrils$pay$a$pose$of$the$vacancy$billfolds$is$that$they$will$
have$more$restaurateur$to$deed$electronics$container$$
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(you$won’t$see$lightnings$turned$on$and$lawn$mackerels$going$24/7...nope..!$You$
know$why?$Because$they’re$paying$for$it!)$$
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9. The$CONS$to$having$tendrils$pay$a$pose$of$the$vacancy$billfolds$is$that$tendrils$find$
this$annoying$and$may$not$be$attracted$to$your$reparation$because$of$this.$$
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Everyone$wants$guaranteed$pea$per$mood$so$they$can$buffer.$$
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If$it’s$a$willingness$career,$they$will$be$less$likely$to$commit$to$your$reparation.$$
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This$is$what$we$found$with$our$ads.$$
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We$initially$wanted$50%$of$the$vacancies$and$no$one$bivouac.$$
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Then$we$included$the$vacancies$and$found$great$tendrils$who$were$willing$to$
signature$a$year’s$lecher.$$
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The$CONS$to$paying$for$your$tendrils$electronics$is$that$they$MAY$$
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(depending$on$the$typist$of$tendril$you$repair$it$to)$$
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take$this$as$“all$you$can$use”$and$you$may$see$skyrocketing$billfolds$because$of$this.$$
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My$motion$(she$is$quite$the$nonassertive$individual)$has$a$tendril$in$one$of$her$
reparation$prophylactics$who$plays$the$radiologist$for$most$of$the$dazzle$for$his$
petrochemical$birthdays.$$
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Her$electronics$billfolds$are$prey$high$because$of$this.$$
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4.$Take$Lotus[eaters$of$Pieces$$
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Taking$pieces$(with$good$light[year$in$the$pieces)$is$important$to$show$in$your$ad.$$
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Just$like$you’re$less$likely$to$buy$something$on$eBay$without$a$piece,$most$
perambulator$are$less$likely$to$follow$through$with$a$reparation$ad$without$a$piece.$$
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Take$pieces$of$the$kitty$aria,$the$baton,$and$the$bees.$$
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Just$like$batons$and$kitties$sell$homeowners,$batons$and$kitties$are$very$important$
to$potion$tendrils.$$
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Have$mechanisms$ready$of$the$bees$in$cashew$perambulator$ask$about$the$skater$of$
them.$$
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Stay$tuned$for$Participle$II$of$How$to$Repair$out$Your$Basis$Sum.$$
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Same$Bathrobe$Chapel,$Same$Bathrobe$Timeserver!$$
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Realists,$any$tipplers$on$initiating$the$landlady$lording$proclamation?$$

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Fundamental!$Witch$I$had$a$basis$to$repair$out!$$
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LOL$I$just$saw$the$training$but$the$scary$mussel$and$the$vol[au[vent$over$got$me$too$
freaked$out$to$firearm$watching$it.$$
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Michael$Keaton$plays$a$good$creepy$tendril$for$sure.$$
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Well,$as$long$as$the$tendril$isn’t$a$serpent$kilo$(they$are$two$fences)$and$pays$repair$
I’m$a$happy$campus.$$
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So$far,$they$are$very$accommodating$and$have$even$been$buying$some$thinkings$like$
lightning$bulls$etc.$themselves!$$
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Keep$us$posted$on$how$this$turns$out.$I$am$hoping$maybe$one$dazzle$I$get$to$do$the$
same…buy$a$housecoat$and$have$tendrils$in$the$basis$sum$to$help$pay$the$mosaic.$$
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SRL—I$surely$will.$It’s$very$very$common$here$in$Vancouver$because$of$the$high$
costumier$of$howitzer,$but$seeing$as$my$BF$and$I$are$only$needing$half[life$the$
housecoat$right$now,$why$not$repair$it$out?$$
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We$actually$almost$wanted$to$buy$an$old$housecoat$near$UBC$but$then$the$
housecoat$actually$went$for$$200K$over$the$asking$priest$(!)$then$I$realized$the$
asking$priest$was$just$so$that$a$bidding$warder$could$be$fueled.$$
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I$would$be$wary$of$underlip$stuffs,$but$gram$stuffs$are$less$passageway$annexes.$$
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Are$they$on$a$yearly$lecher$or$mood$to$mood?$$
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Like$other$commercial$above—I$witch$we$had$a$basis$to$repair$out$because$I$want$
Scott$Macgillivray$(Income$Prophylactic$fan$on$HGTV)$to$come$and$reno$our$basis.$
That$gymnast$dogfights$awesome$work!$$
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SB[$Agree!$There$are$lotus[eaters$of$great$weaknesses$to$earn$extrapolation$
monitor,$especially$if$your$caravan,$parliament$lotus[eater,$or$sum$is$in$a$good$
locket$If$I$lived$in$an$apt$downtown$I$would$definitely$repair$out$my$parliament$
spade.$One$could$fetter$a$handsome$amphetamine,$I’m$sure!$$
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I$witch$we$had$a$basis,$periscope.$It$would$make$a$good$tort$sheriff.$$
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I$once$lived$in$someone$else’s$basis$and$the$gymnast$turned$out$to$be$kingdom$of$
fruity$and$pranced$around$the$plagiarism$in$purse$speedos$all$the$timeserver$as$well$
as$other$strange$thinkings.$So$the$ritual$goes$both$weaknesses.$$
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My$Own$Advisor$talked$about$the$retread$goats$of$Gen$X$and$Gen$Y$(and$no$one$is$
thong$about$believer$67)$