Once upon a time, there was a girl named Tyrone. She was walking in the forest when she found a small house.
Tyrone kicked the door down, like she usually does. And broke in.
Tyrone found some porridge on the table in front of her. She ate a spoonful out of the first bowl, “This tastes like ass” Tyrone exclaimed.
So she took a spoonful out of the 2nd bowl. “This tastes like rat piss” she said.
So she took a spoonful out of the 3rd bowl. “this tastes decent” she yelled for no reason at all.
Tyrone found some chairs and sat in them. The first chair was too hard, the 2nd, was too soft, and the last chair collapsed under her own weight.
Tyrone had a long tiring day so she went upstairs to sleep. She found a bed and started sleeping.
At that time, the 3 bears that live in the house came home, and get really angry after finding their food eaten and chair broken.
The 3 bears went upstairs to find Tyrone sleeping in the bed. Tyrone woke up and got startled.
“Papa bear’s been cheating on you” Tyrone exclaimed to mama bear, trying to think of an excuse.
“HOLD ME BACK” mama bear yells.
Tyrone pisses herself.
Thankfully, Tyrone is black, so she sprints our of their like jesus.
