Tyrone breaks into the house of the three bears and eats their porridge, breaks their chair, and sleeps in their beds. When the bears return home, they find Tyrone in their bed and she sprints away in fear of being caught. The story parodies the classic tale of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

1. THE STORY OF GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE
BEARS
There was this girl, Tyrone.

2. She broke into the house

3.  Started eating Porridge like a dog.

4.  Fat ass broke a chair.

5.  Slept like a little turd.

6. Bears came home, got pissed.

7.  Bears find a turd in the bed.

8.  Tyrone is about to die.

9.  #Usain Bolt style sprint.

10.  The End?

11.  Bibliography
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