2. INT – ELLA’S ROOM
SF: DOOR BANGS OPEN (ABOUT 2 -3 SEC)
SF: FOOTSTEPS (ABOUT 4 - 8)
Eva Bronx: What on earth are you doing you
stupid girl? You went to that
ball didn’t you?
SF: EVA SLAPS ELLA (GASP)(ABOUT 1 - 2 SEC)
EVA: DIDN’T YOU!
Ella: No, no I didn’t I was shopping
and then I came home to do all
of the housework.
EVA: Don’t give me any of that crap.
ELLA: I was preparing your horsemeat
for you last night… I, I mean
cow meat.
SF: EVA SLAPS ELLA (GASP)(ABOUT 1 - 2 SEC)
EVA: NO YOU WERE NOT! YOU WENT TO THE
BALL! YOU WERE SOPOSED TO GO TO
NETTO FOR ME BECAUSE WE ARE
RUNNING OUT OF FOOD!
ELLA: No I promise you I DID go
shopping. But I went to Tesco
3. instead because their meat is
better.
EVA: By the way do you have any idea
where our horses are?
ELLA: Drusilla sold them to Jack the
lad, and then he sold them to
Tesco.
EVA: I thought he was selling that
fat cow?
SF: GASP IN SHOCK
ELLA: Don’t make fun of him mother
like that.
EVA: No I meant his animal cow thing
you know the one with the bell
ELLA: It isn’t her fault she is ill.
SF: EVA SLAPS ELLA (GASP)(ABOUT 1 - 2 SEC)
EVA: DON’T YOU DARE BACK CHAT ME; YOU
KNOW FULL WELL WHAT I MEANT!
ELLA: Oh Daisy the cow? He sold her to
Netto.
SF: FOOTSTEPS (ABOUT 4 - 8 FOOTSTEPS)
SF: DOOR OPERNING (ABOUT 3 - 5 SEC)
SF: FALLING THUD (ABOUT 2 - 3 SEC)
4. EVA: What on earth are you lovely
girls doing hear?
DRUSILLA: We were trying to find you
mother.
ANASTASIA: We have come to tell you that we
didn’t sell the horses. The bay
lifts came and took them away
Mother…
DRUSILLA: And…and they were auctioned off
to McDonalds Mother
EVA: Well Ella had just informed me
that Jack the lad sold them to
Tesco. So which story is right?
DRUSILLA: Our story is the real one…
ANNASTASIA: Yes, because the bay lifts told
us “the reason why they took the
horses was because Ella has been
hiring strippers and now we are
in dept. because SHE couldn’t
afford it”
ELLA: T h a t i s a b s u r d … W h a t ’ s a
stripper?
ANASTASIA: You know full well what a
stripper is you tart.
5. SF: NOCK AT THE DOOR (ABOUT 5 - 6 KNOCKS)
EVA: Come in
CHARLES: Good Afternoon
EVA: (Fake posh voice) Hello your
heist. How do you do.
CHARLES: I have been conducting a search
around my father’s kingdom to
find the owner of this shoe.
DRUSILLA: What Shoe? Sir?
CHARLES GUARD: This shoe Madame.
SF: SHINING GLASS (ABOUT 2 - 3 SEC)
DRUSILLA: What about the shoe?
CHARLES: I am looking for the owner of
the shoe. Who’s ever foot it
fits I will ask for there hand
in marriage.
ANASTASIA: What if it is a blokes foot it
fits?
CHARLES: I will worry if it comes to
that. So… witch one of you
lovely ladies will care to try
the shoe on first?
6. ANNASTASIA AND DRUSILLA: (SYNCHRONISED) Me.
SF: PUSHING AND SHOVING (ABOUT 4 - 6 SEC)
CHARLES: SO?
DRUSILLA: Drusilla
CHARLES: Could you please pass me your
foot.
DRUSILLA: Straining
CHARLES GUARD: I don’t think that’s the girl?
CHARLES: No unfortunately not.
ANASTASIA: Me next. (Straining). there’s
the knife or scissors?
CHARLES: Why do you want the scissors?
ANASTASIA: Oh you know. To chop off my toes
to make the shoe fit.
DRUSILLA: Why didn’t I think of that?
CHARLES: Oh, lets not chop toes of for
sake of a silly shoe. It just
doesn’t seem to fit your foot
either.
7. EVA: Move out of the way girls, it’s
my turn to try on the shoe.
SF: THUD (ABOUT 1 - 2 SEC)
EVA: Straining
CHARLES: Oh dear, it doesn’t fit your
foot eater. Excuse me. What is
your name.
ELLA: My name?
CHARLES: Ye your name?
ELLA: Oh sir, my name is Ella Sir.
CHARLES: Hello Ella, would you like to
try on this shoe?
ELLA: No not really sir, I know it
fits me anyway.
CHARLES: How do you know if the shoe will
fit you?
ELLA: Is it the one someone left
behind last night after she fell
over and landed in horse poo?
CHARLES: Yes, someone did leave it behind
last night, I was dancing with
her. She left as soon as the
clock struck twelve. However, I
8. do not know about the horse
waste though? So do you want to
try the shoe on then?
ELLA: If you really want me too then?
Can I ask you a question please?
SF: FOOTSTEPS (ABOUT 4 - 8 SEC)
CHARLES: Yes, of Corse you can.
ELLA: What’s a stripper?
CHARLES: What makes you ask that?
ELLA: Tweeddale dumb mentioned it.
CHARLES: Look, it fits.
EVA: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
CHARLES: So its you, you were the girl I
danced with at the ball?
ELLA: Yes
ANASTASIA: Can’t you marry me though
please?
CHARLES GUARD: NO! He can only marry the woman
whose foot fits the shoe.
SF: BREAKING BOANS (ABOUT 5 - 7 SEC)
9. ANASTASIA: (screams in pain)
EVA: What are you doing?
SOUND: EVA, ANASTASIA AND DRUCLLA ARE
TALKING/ARGUING IN THE BACKGROUND
(ABOUT 5 - 8 SEC)
CHARLES: Ella will you marry me?
ELLA: Yes.
MUSIC: HAPPY FUN MUSIC
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