2. News reel title, "Furer Faux Pas". Stock footage of WWII
era soldiers fighting which is woven with salon footage.
Editing follows
narration.
NARRATOR
Across the Atlantic, the Yanks battle
through northern France against
Hitler's forces liberating those who have
been occupied by the Furer's army.
To the east our friends in the Red Army
push the Nazis out of Soviet territory.
Cuts to salon footage
NARRATOR
Meanwhile, brave men and women fight
the tyranny of Hitler's disgraceful sense
of style on the home front.
Cut to Sarah highlighting hair
NARRATOR
Ms. Moriarity leads the charge with a
red, white, and blue highlight; a true
patriot.
Cut to Hitler mustache montage.
Shot of stylist with comb up to her lip wagging her finger
NARRATOR
Sorry Mr. Hitler, you won't be painting dirt
on our upper lips!
These brave men and women are
making sure that neither the krauts nor their
fashions reach American soil.
Dramatic music begins, cuts to one of Hitler's speech.
German is changed to fit translation.
HITLER
Wir wurden an jeder Straβen einen
Super Master Sporty Cuts öffen!
3. Subtitles read:"We will open up a Super Master Sporty Cuts
on every street."
NARRATOR
The German leader makes his intentions known
to the rest of humanity.
Show picture montage of "corporate"- looking buildings.
Buildings have scissor swastikas for logos...
NARRATOR
General Eisenhower, under President
Roosevelt's orders, leads the charge in
preserving the sanctity of our local
Salons and Barber shops.
Cut to buildings being bombed.
(Uplifting patriotic music)
NARRATOR
And yesterday, Mr. Roosevelt met with state
representatives to send a message to friend
and foe alike.
Cut to Roosevelt speech with overdub.
ROOSEVELT
The only thing we have to fear is bad hair
from the over-crowded chain salon, employed
with the underpaid and uninspired.
NARRATOR
