1. Belal Elkadri
11-1-08
Grunow
Eng 131
Three Little Kids
Once upon a time, in a city known as Dearborn, were three brothers that were
nothing alike. Alvin, the smart mouth, who was not the brightest star in the sky, always
got into trouble. For his brother Simon, he was a wise boy however not the smartest
brother. Theodore, however, was wise, smart, and a fast thinker.
One day, there mother decided to give them money to go to the gas station and get
some candy.
“Here are two dollars Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. You can each buy a candy bar
at the corner gas station.”
The boys thanked there mother, gave her a kiss and a hug and began to walk to
the gas station.
“What you going to get bro!”, yelled Alvin to his brother Simon.
“I’m feeling some snickers baby”, said Simon as he was texting his girlfriend.
“I want some starburst, there cheap and scrumptious”, screeched Theodore.
As the boys approached the gas station they first made a comment about the high gas
prices.
“Straight up yo, that Bush aint no elephant he a dang donkey.” Alvin said in a
furious manner.
The boys all agreed and entered the Exxon Gas Station. They ran to the candy as
the owner gave them a dirty look. The owner was a grumpy, ugly, old man who hated
children. The man seen them texting on their cell phones with their hats backwards,
swearing in the store, shuffling for candy. This made him very irritated. The brothers
faces lit up as they seen a king sized snickers candy bar.

2. Belal Elkadri
11-1-08
Grunow
Eng 131
“How much is this candy bar kind sir?”, Theodore approached kindly to the
owner.
“Yeah pops, how much is it?”, Simon said with a big smile on his face.
“That candy bar is worth six dollars. You have six dollars son? Because if you
don’t then put that candy bar down and stop wasting your time.”, answered the grumpy
old man.
Alvin, being the rude kid that he is, replied, “Listen old man, we don’t need your
lip alright. Go watch different strokes and listen to some Louis Armstrong. Will take our
business some were else.”
The brothers watched the owners face begin to get redder than a tomato. Alvin
launched the candy bar at the old man and told him to “shove it”. Alvin then grabbed a
new king sized snickers, some chips, and a bunch of other food.
Alvin screamed, “Let’s go, let’s go!”
The boys followed Alvin to the park across the street.
“Alvin, you dummy, why did you throw it at him and steal that food?”,
questioned Simon.
The old man left the gas station and began to follow the boys with an aluminum
baseball bat. The man followed the boys to the park. Alvin, Simon, and Theodore had
split up in the park to confuse the old man and tire him out. Alvin, being the stupid kid he
is, hid on top of a hill. This was a poor choice to hide because not only was it visible but
the hill wasn’t too high. Simon, however, hid in the slide. He thought that the man was to
fat and lazy to climb the steps to go down the slide. Theodore, the genius that he was,
started moving the carousal.

3. Belal Elkadri
11-1-08
Grunow
Eng 131
On the hill, Alvin shook his butt and mocked the old man. The old man ran up the
hill after Alvin. He swung the bat once; he swung the bat twice, and made Alvin flee to
Simons hiding spot. The old man quickly ran up the steps to the slide. He tried reaching
the kids from the steps because he couldn’t fit into the slide. He swung the bat once and
hit the metal slide and made a "ping” noise. He then swung it again as it made another
“ping” noise and made the boys flee too Theodore’s hiding spot.
The man lost balance, dropped the bat and flew down the cold, metal slide. He got
stuck because the size of him wasn’t equivalent to the size of the slide. As this is
happening, it gave Alvin and Simon the right time to hop onto the moving carousal that
Theodore was on. Faster and faster the carousal went. The old man scooted out of the
slide, picked up his bat, and approached the carousal.
“Ha ha, I got you now and I’m going to fix you three!”, yelled the man
However, Theodore was intelligent. The three made the carousal spin fast and it
was moving too fast for the old man to think. To the man, the boys looked like a blur and
made him get dizzy. He swung the bat once, he swung the bat twice, and then he swung it
for the last time. He got so dizzy that he collapsed to the floor.
The boys hopped off the carousal and began walking home. Their mother asked
what they had bought. They all smiled at each other and showed their mother the junk
food that they stole. Not only did they get free junk food, but they now all have two extra
dollars in there pocket. The end.