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Title Pages
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Bad Presentations
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By My Name
By Steve Jobs
Thank You.
Thank You.
Thank You for Watching
Thank You for Listening
Introduction
Conclusion
The End
I like to put in every word I’m going to say on my slide even
if it means my presentation will be very wordy with tiny
letters and I’m going to face my back to you and bore my
audience but everything’s going to go all right if you don’t
know I copied and pasted every word on this slide from
Wikipedia.
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•   Annoying     •   In       •   Are

•   Presenters   •   Fact     •   Used

•   Tend         •   People   •   To

•   To           •   Do       •   Show

•   Put          •   Not      •   People

•   Too          •   Need     •   Not

•   Many         •   To       •   To

•   Bullet       •   Use      •   Use

•   Points       •   Bullet   •   Them

•   In           •   Points   •   Like

•   Their        •   Unless   •   This
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TIMES NEW ROMAN
"The Art of Not Panicking When Google Has an Update." The Art of Not Panicking
When Google Has an Update. N.p., n.d. Web. 08 Nov. 2012. <http://
blog.directorymaximizer.com/2012/09/19/the-art-of-not-panicking-when-google-has-an-
update/>.

"The Power of Rouge Red Apple – Bouton Rouge Designs." The Power of Rouge
Red Apple – Bouton Rouge Designs. N.p., n.d. Web. 28 Oct. 2012.<http://
boutonrougedesigns.com/uncategorized/the-power-of-rouge/attachment/ripe-red-apple-
with-green-leaf-isolated-on-white>.

"Audi | Audi A4." Audi | Audi A4. N.p., n.d. Web. 28 Oct. 2012. <http://
audiaudia4.blogspot.jp/>.

"The WHDI Mirror." WHDI Blog » Bad Presentations. N.p., n.d. Web. 08 Nov. 2012.
<http://blog.whdi.org/tag/bad-presentations/>.

Vaughan, Adam. "You Ask, They Answer: GoinGreen, G-Wiz Electric Car Distributor."
The Guardian. Guardian News and Media, 01 June 0001. Web. 28 Oct. 2012. <http://
www.guardian.co.uk/environment/ethicallivingblog/2009/jun/01/you-ask-goingreen-
gwiz>.

"Foxs Lane: Classic & Vintage Caravans." Foxs Lane: Classic & Vintage Caravans. N.p., n.d.
Web. 08 Nov. 2012. <http://foxslane.blogspot.jp/2011/08/classic-vintage-caravans.html>.
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  • 56. "The Art of Not Panicking When Google Has an Update." The Art of Not Panicking When Google Has an Update. N.p., n.d. Web. 08 Nov. 2012. <http:// blog.directorymaximizer.com/2012/09/19/the-art-of-not-panicking-when-google-has-an- update/>. "The Power of Rouge Red Apple – Bouton Rouge Designs." The Power of Rouge Red Apple – Bouton Rouge Designs. N.p., n.d. Web. 28 Oct. 2012.<http:// boutonrougedesigns.com/uncategorized/the-power-of-rouge/attachment/ripe-red-apple- with-green-leaf-isolated-on-white>. "Audi | Audi A4." Audi | Audi A4. N.p., n.d. Web. 28 Oct. 2012. <http:// audiaudia4.blogspot.jp/>. "The WHDI Mirror." WHDI Blog » Bad Presentations. N.p., n.d. Web. 08 Nov. 2012. <http://blog.whdi.org/tag/bad-presentations/>. Vaughan, Adam. "You Ask, They Answer: GoinGreen, G-Wiz Electric Car Distributor." The Guardian. Guardian News and Media, 01 June 0001. Web. 28 Oct. 2012. <http:// www.guardian.co.uk/environment/ethicallivingblog/2009/jun/01/you-ask-goingreen- gwiz>. "Foxs Lane: Classic & Vintage Caravans." Foxs Lane: Classic & Vintage Caravans. N.p., n.d. Web. 08 Nov. 2012. <http://foxslane.blogspot.jp/2011/08/classic-vintage-caravans.html>.
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