For Ike, from Mel and Adeline

1. Why Not Grow a Mustache?
(Ten Reasons to Grow a Mustache)

2. Reason #1
 It would keep your nose warm!

3. Reason #2
 It would be fun to brush it!

4. Reason #3
 You can pretend to be other people!

5. Reason #4
 It would look like there is a squirrel on your face!

6. Reason #5
 Finally, you could take over a country!

7. Reason #6
 Wait! Not Done!! Lots of famous people have
mustaches!

8. Reason #7
 You could be a pirate!

9. Reason #8
 You could make a swing with it! (See Shel Silverstein).

10. Reason #9
 You could look like a policeman!

11. Reason #10
 You could act like a policeman!