5. CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER? 1) Mis-decline verbs, especially misuse the verb “to be”2) Misuse gerunds3) Overuse prepositional phrases4) Blatant rearrangement of syntax5) Incorrect plurals and past-tense verbs6) “noun” your adjectives. (For instance, the adjective “blue” can become the noun “blueness”)7) Improper pronouns8 ) Drop the articles (”a”, “and”, “the”) in favor of adding “-age” to the end of a noun9) Use “younger” words (”kitty” versus “cat”, “fuzzy” versus “furry”, etc.)10) Use the word “with” inappropriately. LOLspeak http://speaklolcat.com/