This unconventional birthday card summarizes the key qualities and accomplishments of the birthday girl, Julez, in a humorous style over multiple pages. It highlights that Julez is smart, fun to be around, a good friend, and helpful daughter. The card wishes Julez a happy birthday in its own unique way.

1. JULIEZ HAPPY
BIRTHDYA
hapPY 18th bIRThdAy u cutie piE
a powerpoint by jasminee

2. lemme tell u a lil bout julez
• julez is da best
• she is sups cute
would tickle
10/10
• and shes canadian
wow what a babe
oooH exotIC ~~~~

3. y julez is da best
julez is like rly smart MODEL wowzers
got lyk a 2400 on the act
also supz fun 2 b around
look how doofy she looks
nos all da moves to wally wurld
lol

4. julez’s mah homequrl
• mah 1d buddy
• digs christian blae
and shaniqa lebff
• also malamutes
omg 2 cute

5. julez is a supervillain whisprr
bane tho hot damn
lol kinda bad
joker
mmm lookit dem
villainy arms
also she tamed
psidorman i guess
jULiE haZ MaGIc
u win
dis
POweRZzZ ~
time

6. now da sappy stuff
• she is a gr9 friend
 here to hate on Bo w/ me when im sad
 always has lots of fuckin weird videos to share
 totes doesnt judge how cool is that??????
NYAAAH i’m
• and an awESOME DAUGHTER 2 Bo i’m a
douchenozzel
NYAAAAAAH
 cooks 4 her parents hudsuckr
 cleans her room like woah proxy is da
best
 doesnt take no bullshit
from telemarketrs
 alwyas leaves cute notes 2
let dem kno where she is

7. all in all
• julez is prty frickin awes
• if u disgaree ur wrong
• hAPPY BIRTHDAY
• JULIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

8. obligatory nic cage

9. OK doc thats it
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