1. Presenting u the most
handsome, intelligent and
charming bachelor in IIMB
Oh..Cho
chweet!!!
2. • IIM-B panelists thought there are 92% engineers , 5%
B.Com.s and some B.A.s here. But no Doctor.
• So here he is..our very own Doctor all the way from
Latur, Maharashtra!!
• Jab dur dur baccha rota hai..to maa kehti hai..soja varna
Doctor aa jaega
Dr. Dracula
3. •मझसे जो टकराएगा...ममट्टी में ममल
ु
जाएगा !!
•Didn’t understand ??..Go to next slide
Coming next is a conversation between Dr. and his project
partner.
Look at his debating abilities and fighting spirit. (for better
understanding, read the mails from bottom.)
4. From: Vijay Kawale
To: @@;##;%%;&$
Subject: RE: Executive Summary Read from here &
Same follows for you @@, you should have thought before sending me offensive mail !!
From: @@ go upwards
To: Vijay Kawale; ##;%%;&$
Subject: RE: Executive Summary
Mind your words
Regards,
@@
From: Vijay Kawale
To: @@;##;%%;&$
Subject: RE: Executive Summary
First question yourself, rather than questioning me..I have contributed enough in the report…Just look at your contribution
in report.
And don’t tell me about the timings, everyone knows in our team who has followed the timelines.
For your information, we had come to %%’s room at 3 and as usual you were busy doing something..
Regards,
Vijay Kawale
From: @@
To: Vijay Kawale; ##;%%;&$
Subject: RE: Executive Summary
Why don’t you do it? Where are you? This is to remind you that we have to submit report at 5 and have to do final report!!
Regards,
@@
From: Vijay Kawale
To: @@;##;%%;&$
Subject: RE: Executive Summary
Executive summary is not upto the mark…It looks like copy paste from the report with respective headings..
Regards,
Vijay Kawale
5. In RMD class…
Prof.: What do you think the mosquito repellent
maker has failed in judging the market?
Dr: Sir, I think, in this scenario, they should have
done demographic profiling of the
mosquitoes, I mean, mosquitoes from Asia,
Africa etc..blah..blah..blah..
Prof fainted by listening to the extraordinary
views of this prodigy
6. •He’s good at everything
•(At least he thinks so…)
Today I followed share
market..it was so erratic that all
Cleared Prelims our theories fail but the silver
lining is that there is huge
of Civil Services opportunity for arbitrage...
exams….Yippee..
Let’s booz
I think I can only be
an entrepreneur
…MBA is not for me
And you say I
Globe…the biggest
glober is here :P
7. •Whatever he says (or globes)..the hidden truth is here.
•His dreams came true on the day of Matki-phod..
•When this happened.. (Look at the expression of ecstasy)
8. College me aisa kaun hain jo doctor ka naam sunte hi
blush karne lagta hai ???
10. Aj mujhe hooshing
karna hai..mere paas
Bring everything…hockey jhaado hai…tumhare
paas kya hai???
sticks, bats, rackets and
especially…injections to
hospitalize the doctor by
kicking his a$$ hard…
See you all @ A-base
11:59:59 pm
(Free health check up by
Dr…….Beware!!)
