Not Protectively Marked

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This one-off short Policy Police story was done in response to a request to present to my directorate on this governmental nonsense. "And make it entertaining"

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Not Protectively Marked

  1. 1. A Mind of Steve Production In glorious colour
  2. 2. Policy Police in NOT PROTECTIVELY MARKED
  3. 3. I don’t know why I volunteered for this job. Internal Security. Not my usual line of work at all. Maybe I’m getting corporate in my old age. But hell, it’s a pay-check, Jack.
  4. 4. How come we got landed with all this crap?
  5. 5. Some jerk from Military High Command got relieved of his dossier
  6. 6. Was he lured into a honey trap by a Turkish belly-dancer from Slough?
  7. 7. Nothing so exotic. He left it in the washroom at King’s Cross.
  8. 8. What an asshole. Cuz of him we’ve gotta mark everything with a Security Code? Fraid so.
  9. 9. Even emails. …but you only need to mark them if they’re sensitive.
  10. 10. Nobody ever sends me sensitive emails.
  11. 11. It’s cuz nobody likes you.
  12. 12. Ha. Ha. We label all this stuff, but then what? Where are the instructions for what to do next?
  13. 13. The Enforcers will be moving in and closing down channels as soon as they get the word.
  14. 14. …but in the meantime, just use your common sense. Don’t take the HR database home with you. Use encrypted memory sticks.
  15. 15. No TOP SECRET text messages. Grrrr… Not even if I want to spread a rumour?.
  16. 16. You know the Agency doesn’t have a sense of humour.
  17. 17. You’re nailed this time, Gosman.
  18. 18. This presentation isn’t protectively marked in the footer. You’ve been exposed as the hypocrite you are.
  19. 19. I’m freelancing. This isn’t an official Agency presentation. But if you decide to keep it, add “NOT PROTECTIVELY MARKED at the bottom.

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