This one-off short Policy Police story was done in response to a request to present to my directorate on this governmental nonsense. "And make it entertaining"

2. A Mind of Steve Production
In glorious colour

3. Policy Police in
NOT
PROTECTIVELY
MARKED

4. I don’t know why I
volunteered for this job.
Internal Security. Not my
usual line of work at all.
Maybe I’m getting corporate
in my old age.
But hell, it’s a pay-check,
Jack.

5. How come we got
landed with all
this crap?

6. Some jerk from
Military High
Command got
relieved of his
dossier

7. Was he lured into a
honey trap by a
Turkish belly-dancer
from Slough?

8. Nothing so
exotic. He left
it in the
washroom at
King’s Cross.

9. What an
asshole.
Cuz of him we’ve
gotta mark
everything with a
Security Code?
Fraid so.

10. Even
emails.
…but you only
need to mark
them if they’re
sensitive.

11. Nobody ever
sends me
sensitive emails.

12. It’s cuz nobody
likes you.

13. Ha. Ha.
We label all this
stuff, but then
what? Where are
the instructions for
what to do next?

14. The Enforcers will
be moving in and
closing down
channels as soon as
they get the word.

15. …but in the
meantime, just use
your common sense.
Don’t take the
HR database
home with you.
Use encrypted
memory sticks.

16. No TOP
SECRET text
messages.
Grrrr…
Not even if I
want to spread
a rumour?.

17. You know the
Agency doesn’t
have a sense of
humour.

18. You’re nailed
this time,
Gosman.

19. This presentation
isn’t protectively
marked in the
footer. You’ve been
exposed as the
hypocrite you are.

20. I’m freelancing.
This isn’t an
official Agency
presentation.
But if you decide to
keep it, add “NOT
PROTECTIVELY
MARKED at the
bottom.