The document lists numerous contradictory sayings on a variety of topics such as time, success, wisdom, relationships, and more. It illustrates how there are multiple perspectives on many issues in life and that different sayings can provide opposing advice. Choosing which sayings to follow can be difficult and depend on the specific situation. The conclusion emphasizes using wisdom to pick the right saying to guide one in life.

1. CONTRADICTORY SAYINGS MUSIC - LA PALOMA

2. ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT TIME AND TIDE WAIT FOR NO MAN

3. WISE MEN THINK ALIKE FOOLS SELDOM DIFFER

4. THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH

5. BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER OPPOSITES ATTRACT

6. DOUBT IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM FAITH WILL MOVE MOUNTAINS

7. GREAT STARTS MAKE GREAT FINISHES IT AIN’T OVER TILL IT’S OVER

8. YOU’RE NEVER TOO OLD TO LEARN YOU CAN’T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS

9. WHAT’S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER ONE MAN’S FOOD IS ANOTHER MAN’S POISON

10. ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND

11. IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED, TRY, TRY AGAIN DON’T BEAT YOUR HEAD AGAINST A STONE WALL

12. NEVER PUT OFF TILL TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN DO TODAY DON’T CROSS THE BRIDGE UNTIL YOU COME TO IT

13. HASTE MAKES WASTE TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN

14. DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD OTHERS DO UNTO YOU NICE GUYS FINISH LAST

15. SAVE FOR A RAINY DAY TOMORROW WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF

16. LIFE IS WHAT WE MAKE OF IT WHAT IS TO BE WILL BE

17. GREAT MINDS RUN IN THE SAME CHANNEL FOOLS THINK ALIKE

18. DO IT WELL, OR NOT AT ALL HALF A LOAF IS BETTER THAN NONE

19. MAY YOU BE BLESSED WITH WISDOM TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT SAYING TO BE YOUR GUIDE IN LIFE