1. Get off the Farm & Get on with your Life!
Not keen on spending the rest of your life trudging behind a plow all
day? Tired of worrying about the weather, and whether you'll have a
harvest this Fall? Had enough of “watching the corn grow” as your
favorite weekend entertainment? Well Bub, have we got a deal for
you...Come on in to the city, and see what you've been missing. Lights!
Activity! The hustle & bustle & hub­bub of excitement!! Get a job in
no time at all, and get a wage you can write home about! Work as much
as you want...make as much $$ as you want. And in your free time, take
in a show at the theater...visit with friends at the park...see the exotic
animals at the zoo!
Now's the time to get out of that “rut” you call a life, and make
something of yourself. Or do you really want to look at a horse's ass for
the rest of your life?

2. Are you a Team Player?
Come work for the Railroad!
Travel! Glamour!
Excitement!! Wanderlust
causing an itch you just have
to scratch? Now's your chance
to see the world (or at least
part of it, here in the good ol'
US of A.) Be a part of the
“Westward Expansion”. We're
looking for quite a few good
men to help build the roads
that will connect our country
from coast­to­coast. Imagine the thrill of going where few have gone
before, doing what few have done before...laying down track so that
others might follow. Here's a job you can really put your back into. And
who knows? You just may discover muscles you never knew you had.
Sledging the spikes not quite your “cup of tea”? Then join one of our
blasting crews. Throw that stick of dynamite, run like hell, and watch
the good times roll...just watch out for that occasional rock­slide! Talk
about a blast!! You're sure to wake the neighbors with this kind of
work. With this kind of job, the best part is that you get to make the
mess and let someone else clean it up for you. And at the end of the day,
after you've counted all your fingers and toes, you can go to sleep
knowing you did a bang­up job.
Still not convinced? Give us just eighteen months, and we'll give you a
real man's job, doing a real man's work, earning a real man's
wage...working alongside other real men. And at the end of that time
(provided you're still alive), you can hold your head high and show the
world that you've got what it takes to get this country movi