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1. AVOIDING
THE PLATEAU
XTREME DRUG USE IN THE WORKPLACE
BROUGHT TO YOU BY

2. INTRODUCTION
• Gone are the days when you could pep
up your workforce with cigarettes and
coffee
• But fear not, this guide will teach you
which drugs to supply when, and to
whom, in order to optimize efficiency
and productiveness in the workplace
• So throw away those annual drug tests and strap in, your
employees are about to snort work harder than they ever have
before

3. TAMING ENTITLED
MILLENNIALS
• Drug of choice: MDMA – or, as
EDM-craved millennials call it,
ecstasy, a synthetic psychoactive
drug that makes you trip balls and
hump walls
• Best for: Creating self-doubt and
susceptibility to suggestion,
increasing sexual desires
• Where to find it: Your local EDM
club, Coachella, or your
20-something co-workers
58%
23%
10%
9%
How You Feel After Taking E
• Increased energy
• Warm and fuzzy
• Like you want to hump your
boss
• Like the office is the perfect
place for a Tiesto show

4. COCAINE: NO LONGER
STUCK IN THE 80S
• Definition: Known as the ‘caviar of
street drugs’, cocaine is a purified
extract from the leaves of a coca bush.
(Bonus! It’s organic!)
• Best for: When you’re working really
late and you can’t stop what you are
doing so you just keep going because
you have to get the work done and you
have to do it fast and you can’t stop and
you don’t want to stop and just want to
go and go and go
• Where to find it: In the local hood, club
bathroom stall… anywhere really
14% will snort right from
their desk
50% in the privacy of a
bathroom stall
33% will pretend it’s not
their thing then sneak some
when no-one is looking
3% prefer a high-quality
blow snortpad (executives
mainly)
PREFENCE OF PLACES TO DO
BLOW AT WORK

5. • Being middle management is like
sitting bitch in a station wagon – the
pressure from every side requires a
little puff, puff, pass
• Best for: brainstorming and reducing
stress (duh) but also increasing carb
intakes, which will lead to less hangry
employees looking to Hulk-smash
minions for a snack at 3pm. Low
blood sugar is a struggle.
• Where to find it: Your 67 year-old
mother’s sock drawer, your son’s
underwear drawer, at the corner
store in any state where it’s legal
MARIJUANA & MIDDLE
MANAGEMENT
35%
17%
42%
4% 2%
Post Consumption Pot Productivity
• Consume 11lbs of potato chips
• Stare at computer screen trying to remember
what you are supposed to be doing
• Laugh uncontrollably for 45 minutes
• Rock a creative brainstorm
• Unable to register anything happening around
you AKA being in a “stoned coma”

6. MIXING AND MATCHING
We surveyed 100 random business workers and found that:
• 20% of them agree a little coke followed by some weed, stimulates
the mind without increasing stress and anxiety
• 42% have found that slipping their clients an ecstasy increases
their chances of sealing the deal by 98%
• 83% approve of the marked change of the CEO’s mood when
dosed with an upper and a shot of tequila
• 50% believe that crack is whack…it’s for, like, poor people

7. SUMMARY
Based on the statistics, there is only one recommendation
when it comes to drug use in the workplace:
GET F*CKED UP
AND GET TO WORK.

8. You’re Welcome.