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1. The Hot Men Who Are
Ruining My Life
A Post-Modernist Take On Some
Fukin Gorg Blokes
convention
dictates that i
shud use comic
sans even tho it’s
shit
Sit on a towel
cos some mega
fitties are-a-
coming

2. Tom Hiddleston
• The boy shits kittens
• Posh but we don’t care
• Hope u don’t have
hayfever cos this kid
is the sweetest flower
evs!
• His dad is probs a
golden retriever
• Mmm…educate me
hard, fucker
• #sorry

3. Benedict Cumberbatch
• His surname means
penis
• Is too good for us
plebs
• Has an otter
sumwhere in his
bloodline
• Even posher than T
Hiddy
• Will call u out on ur
sexist bullshit

4. Martin Freeman
• A v. angry little man
• Srysly. He cud fit in
ur coffee mug
• If he doesn’t swear
every 5 mins, a fairy
dies
• More fashionable than
u
• He’s sneaky hot like ur
m8s weird older
brother

5. Hugh Jackman
• I’ve seen tanning bulbs
dimmer than that
smile
• He’s a rlly gud dad and
that makes him kinda
hot
• Like he cud fuk u
senseless but also
take damn gud care of
ur kids
• And serenade u

6. David Tennant
• He’d get it
• More fanboy than
thou
• Supports the Labour
party which makes him
an intrinsically good
egg
• Lost Proclaimers
triplet
• No amount of
products will get u
hair volume like that

7. Tony Stark Robert Downey Jr.
• May or may not have
been created in a lab
by Marvel
• Is also a midget but
doesn’t need pricks
like u puttin him down
• He’s awesome. End of
• I can’t even with this
guy
• #speechless

8. Colin Firth
• Mr Darcy!
• Mark Darcy!
• Fights with Hugh
Grant and gets wet
• The reason u will
never have a
girlf/boyf
• So. Fucking. Gorgeous.
• Don’t touch me
• Actual king of England
• Fukin Colin Firth, man

9. Honourable Mentions
Jarvis Cocker - A
praying mantis with
horn-rimmed glasses
and a Sheffield
accent
Chris Hemsworth -
OMNOMNOMNOM
Richard Armitage –
He’s the missing 8th
dwarf and he’s called
Sexy. Might be Flynn
Ryder irl

10. Honourable Mentions Cont.
Jon Richardson –
Neuroses have never
been so sexy
Jeremy Irvine –
Magestic fucking
wood elf
Chris Evans – Not
to be confused
with the ginger DJ

11. You have been reading an
informative presentation
intended for tertiary
education, mothafucka
By mightymorphintonks
May she be forever in ur
thoughts
Now go clean
that towel