1. “And Then He Said Jump”<br />As I stood on that elevated platform,<br />Waiting for the other two to jump,<br />I looked around to get a glimpse of things I normally don’t see.<br />Half-Naked guys going up the cable car,<br />Buddhist Monks babbling on their cell phones,<br />And Mr. Brown actually being scared to do something.<br />I heard a scream and observed my surroundings,<br />The first pair was nowhere to be seen.<br />So I headed over to the railing to eyeball the pair,<br />But the only thing I caught a glimpse of was BOING, BOING, BOING.<br />So I stepped up to the guy who strapped me,<br />Tied me to the rope and sent me towards the guy holding the big rope.<br />He told me to turn around and cry out “cheese”,<br />And then he let go of his rope.<br />And then he said, “Jump”<br />