The ever-growing research done with Midi-Chlorians has enabled us to achieve individual flight within the human being
Exceeding the number of Midi-Chlorians in the human body will enable human flight
The cost is similar to that of a used vehicle
Similar costs to that of a used vehicle will make you capable of soaring the endless skies to wherever you need to go
No need for Gas Cards, or expensive maintenance checks
Just Think About It
To dramatically reduce Global Emissions from vehicles
To obtain sustainable atmospheric concentrations of Carbon Dioxide
Reduce vehicle fatalities
Provide safe travel for adults between the ages of 18-65 to get from point A to point B
Similar to that of blood drives
Healthy adults will donate blood in return for a certain cash amount
Where upon we extract Midi-Chlorian’s from the blood using a sophisticated “Reverse Midi-Chlorian Osmosis Filtering System”
We experimented on one hundred Chimpanzees. (Chimps average 100 lbs. in weight)
Chimpanzees will be divided into four groups by how much Midi-Chlorian will be injected into them
Pass-O Fail-X Group 1 Group 2 Group 3 Group 4 1cc 2cc 3cc 4cc Group 1 Group 2 Group 3 Group 4 Behavioral O O O X Appetite O O O X Flight X O O X Living O O O X
Chimp Testing Cont.
We discovered that 1cc had no effect
Chimps that were injected with 4cc were killed almost immediately.
We discovered that the right amount was between 2 & 3cc of Midi-Chlorians for the Chimps
Funding for Human Testing
An ad in the paper was placed for participants
Cash incentive would be offered
200 human subjects would be needed! Half being male and female
Human Experimental Set-Up Important Observations: -Time it takes for lift-off -Behavioral changes -Changes in physical appearances Male (18-32) 50 Male (33-65) 50 Female (18-32) 50 Female (33-65) 50 2cc 3cc
Lessons will be offered for anyone willing to pay a large sum, but will definitely pay for itself in a matter of three years.
We are currently unaware of any additional powers that could be relinquished using Midi-Chlorians and this particular process.
Further funding would be needed to explore this area and for classes for harnessing these powers.