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  • Midi-Chlorian’s Effect On Flight
    • By James McSweeney
    • &
    • Angela Floreza
  • What Is Your Carbon Footprint?
  • Change... When?
  • How About Now!
  • What If I Was To Say... You Could Fly
    • The ever-growing research done with Midi-Chlorians has enabled us to achieve individual flight within the human being
    • Exceeding the number of Midi-Chlorians in the human body will enable human flight
    • The cost is similar to that of a used vehicle
    • Similar costs to that of a used vehicle will make you capable of soaring the endless skies to wherever you need to go
    • No need for Gas Cards, or expensive maintenance checks
    Just Think About It
  • Our Purpose
    • To dramatically reduce Global Emissions from vehicles
    • To obtain sustainable atmospheric concentrations of Carbon Dioxide
    • Reduce vehicle fatalities
    • Provide safe travel for adults between the ages of 18-65 to get from point A to point B
  • Overview
  • Obtaining Midi-Chlorian’s
    • Similar to that of blood drives
    • Healthy adults will donate blood in return for a certain cash amount
    • Where upon we extract Midi-Chlorian’s from the blood using a sophisticated “Reverse Midi-Chlorian Osmosis Filtering System”
  • Chimpanzee Testing
    • We experimented on one hundred Chimpanzees. (Chimps average 100 lbs. in weight)
    • Chimpanzees will be divided into four groups by how much Midi-Chlorian will be injected into them
  • Pass-O Fail-X Group 1 Group 2 Group 3 Group 4 1cc 2cc 3cc 4cc Group 1 Group 2 Group 3 Group 4 Behavioral O O O X Appetite O O O X Flight X O O X Living O O O X
  • Chimp Testing Cont.
    • We discovered that 1cc had no effect
    • Chimps that were injected with 4cc were killed almost immediately.
    • We discovered that the right amount was between 2 & 3cc of Midi-Chlorians for the Chimps
  • Funding for Human Testing
    • An ad in the paper was placed for participants
    • Cash incentive would be offered
    • 200 human subjects would be needed! Half being male and female
  • Human Experimental Set-Up Important Observations: -Time it takes for lift-off -Behavioral changes -Changes in physical appearances Male (18-32) 50 Male (33-65) 50 Female (18-32) 50 Female (33-65) 50 2cc 3cc
  • Flying School
    • Lessons will be offered for anyone willing to pay a large sum, but will definitely pay for itself in a matter of three years.
  • Other Powers
    • We are currently unaware of any additional powers that could be relinquished using Midi-Chlorians and this particular process.
    • Further funding would be needed to explore this area and for classes for harnessing these powers.